This Story Will Have You Craving A Salad
My aunt can be a bit… stubborn when she has to answer the same question more than once. She is at a sandwich shop where you go down the line with an employee who puts on meat, cheese, veggies, etc.
Employee:
“And what vegetables would you like on your sandwich?”
Aunt:
“I want all the veggies.”
Employee:
“Do you want lettuce?”
Aunt:
“Is that a veggie?”
Employee:
“Yes.”
Aunt:
“Then yes. I want all the veggies.”
Employee:
“Do you want spinach?”
Aunt:
“Is that a veggie?”
Employee:
“Yes.”
Aunt:
“Then yes. I want all the veggies.”
Employee:
“Do you want cucumber?”
Aunt:
“Let me put it this way. Before you ask me if I want it, ask yourself if it’s a vegetable. If it is, put it on the sandwich.”
Employee:
“Do you want green peppers?”
Aunt:
“Yes. Okay, let’s try something different. You see all these vegetables here in this area?” *Points*
Employee:
“Yes.”
Aunt:
“I want all of that. Every kind of vegetable on this table. Put it on the sandwich.”
Employee:
“Do you want red onion?”
My aunt just screamed internally.