Might Need To Walk Them Through It
(I’m working part time as a teacher in a nursery school, where the kids are all four or five years old. Today we’re getting the kids to draw around their feet and colour them in so that the parents can hang them on a wall for six months and then shove them in a cupboard.)
Me: “Okay, everyone, can you all take off one shoe and one sock?”
(Five minutes later:)
Me: “Okay ,everyone, can you all take off one shoe and one sock on the same foot?”