That Pretty Much Sums Up Some Customers
I am a cashier at my retail job and am nearing the end of my shift. A gentleman who smells of weed walks up to my line and sets his items on the little shelf.
Me: *Scanning his items* “How are you doing today, sir? Staying cool in this heat?”
Customer: “Ahhhhh, y’know, I’m all right.”
Me: “Good to hear! Your total today is 2.95.”
He hands me $3.
Me: “Out of three dollars, your change is five cents.”
I punch the numbers into my terminal so the change drawer pops open.
Customer: “Woah, you did all that in your head?!”
Me: *Laughing a bit* “Well, I gotta use the degree I’m paying for somehow.”
Customer: “Okay, okay, okay, ummm. What is 100 minus 37?”
Me: “That’ll be… 63, sir.”
Customer: “Wow! You’re really good at math! You stay smart now.”