Go, You Toasty Little Squirrel, Go!
I work in a pharmacy situated in a fairly rural area of my state. As such, the power grid in our town is more susceptible to things like storms and damage to power lines. Extended power outages are unfortunately not uncommon.
My closing tech calls me shortly before her shift is supposed to start to inform me that the power has been out in her neighborhood for over two hours and to ask if we have power. (We would have had to shut the pharmacy down if the power was out.) We are experiencing a typical desert southwest heatwave and she is concerned about leaving her dog without any cooling on a 110+ degree day. Since we have power and are open, she comes in. Note: I have ADHD and refer to my struggle to pay attention as my “squirrel brain”.
Tech: “Uh, boss, did you remember to check in the controlled substance order?”
Me: “Crap! I was going to right after lunch, but then I got distracted. The squirrel in my brain is being really active today.”
Tech: *Snorts* “Well, tell the squirrel to leave you alone and hop on that old hamster wheel they’ve got powering our grid. I need my power back on!”