Ice Cream For Adults Only
There is a chocolate bar in the UK called a “Flake 99” or just a “99.” I don’t know why it is called the 99 part, but it’s a flaky stick of chocolate commonly added to ice cream cones.
A man begins to ask me for a 99 but accidentally says:
Customer: “Can I get a 69?”
The woman he was with literally holds her sides because she can’t breathe with laughter, which is only made worse when my colleague replies:
Colleague: “Well, it’s a bit busy at the moment, but if you come back later, I’m sure we can get you sorted.”
He got his ice cream — and ONLY his ice cream!