Got You Dead To Rights
(The museum is about to close and my colleagues are conducting final checks on galleries. We are keeping contact via radios. I have just asked [Colleague #1] to check our Ancient Egypt gallery.)
Colleague #1: “Yeah, it’s all fine; the gallery is completely empty.”
Colleague #2: “But the artefacts are still there, right?”
Colleague #1: “It’s empty of people.”
Colleague #2: “But the mummies are still there, right?”
Colleague #1: “It’s empty of living people.”
Me: “But you’re still there, right?”
Colleague #1: “I’m dead on the inside.”