You’re Never Too Old For Santa Claus
(I’m visiting home from university and I’m trying to put Christmas gifts together. I have the idea for my sister and me to get a picture with Santa, frame it, and give it to my mom for Christmas. I scope out a local mall. My sister says she’ll do it but gives me a hard time leading up to it.)
Sister: “You want to go early on a Sunday?”
Me: “Well, that’s the only time we can do it, based on your work schedule.”
Sister: “Argh, fine, but it’s going to be super busy.”
Me: “Well, it’s a smaller mall and we’re going early. Maybe it won’t be that bad.”
Sister: “Okay, but if it’s really busy we’re not doing it.”
Me: “Okay, that’s fine.”
(She keeps saying this up to the day we go, and I just chalk it up to her being annoyed by the potential busy crowds. We get to the mall and walk to where pictures with Santa take place, and there is absolutely no one there.)
Me: “Oh, yay! This is perfect. Let’s go!”
(I then turned to my sister and noticed she was turning beet red. It never once occurred to me that my sister was embarrassed by this idea, and she was trying to play it off like she was just annoyed. I managed to get her to pose with Santa, red-faced and all, and my mom LOVED it. She still sets out the picture every Christmas, and my sister never lets me live it down.)