75 And Very Alive
(I am ringing up a customer in his 50s. Because it’s a small store, and it’s midday, I enjoy making small talk with our customers.)
Me: “Your total comes to $19.75, sir.” *without saying dollar*
Customer: “1975, great! That was also a great year.”
Me: “Really? Was that the year you were born?”
(As I am in my late 20s and the customer in his 50s, I know this is impossible, but I am being friendly.)
Customer: “Nope. Even better; it’s the year I lost my virginity!”
(Stunned, not knowing what to say, I handed him his receipt. He just smiled and walked out of the store with his bags.)