Breathe Easy… But Don’t
(Our laptops have loud security alarms attached to prevent theft, but they are overly sensitive and regularly set off accidentally. An alarm has just been set off, and I hurry over to deactivate it.)
Me: “Ah, don’t panic; let me fix that for you!”
Customers: “Oh, did we set that off?”
Me: “Did you breathe on them?”
Customers: “Uh… Yes?”
Me: “Then yes, you did.”