(I’ve finally gotten around to playing the video game, “Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.” Since I’ve never played before, I talk to all the characters standing and walking around. In the cantina on the starting world, I have an encounter with one of the patrons.)
Woman: “Where did you get those clothes, a trash compactor in the lower city? And where are those drinks we ordered?”
Real Me: “Wow, rude little brat.”
Me In Game: “Who are you, and why are you bossing me around?”
Woman: “Why is the help here so incompetent? One word from Daddy and I could get you fired!”
Real Me: “Holy crap, it’s a virtual Not Always Right story.”
Me In Game: “I don’t even work here!”
Woman: “How dare you speak to me like that? Daddy’s going to hear about this!” *runs off*
Real Me: “Okay, this was some impressive realism for a Star Wars game.”
(Later, when I left the cantina, she showed back up and set some thugs on me. I shot down her thugs, Han-Solo-style, and she ran off screaming for Daddy. It’s a good thing most real-life stories don’t go that far!)