The Age Of Adorable
(I am a female teacher. One of my male students has a six-year-old sister who adores him to the point where she won’t allow him past the school gates without a kiss. She’s universally accepted as “too cute.” One day I’m going to my car to get home after a long day and I run into my student, as well as his mother and sister. I wave at him, and then hear:)
Sister: *loudly* “Who is that?”
Student: *also loudly because he wants me to hear* “That’s the prettiest teacher in school, who is going to give me good grades tonight!” *we had a test that day*
(I laugh it off and get in my car, thinking it was a pretty okay joke. The next day, about 15 minutes into class, this student’s phone rings.)
Student: “Oh, d***. I swear this thing was off. Wait, Mom?”
(He takes the call out of worry.)
Student: “Yes, Mom… SHE WHAT?!”
(He jumps up and runs for the door.)
Student: “Sorry, my sister disappeared. She can’t have gone far; I’m going to look for her.”
(The daycare is a one-minute walk away from my classroom, so I rally my class to help out. However, as we take a collective sprint to the gates, we find his sister standing in the schoolyard, looking lost. Upon seeing us she runs past her brother straight to me, looking as adorably angry as only a six-year-old can. She angrily pokes me in the thigh and looks up at me, declaring:)
Sister: “[Brother] is going to marry me, not you!”
(Turns out she was a little jealous.)