Toe-tally Not Helping
(I am shopping for shoes and am being “helped” by the salesman. Note that there is no language barrier.)
Me: “Um, I don’t think this pair is going to do it.”
Salesman: “What’s the matter with them?”
Me: “They don’t fit.”
Salesman: “But what’s wrong with them?”
Me: “They hurt here…” *pointing* “…and here…” *pointing* “…and they are squashing my toes.
Salesman: *gets agitated* “But what’s wrong with them?!”
Me: “I think the toes may be too pointy. I guess I have rather square feet.”
Salesman: “But you don’t like them?!”
Me: “No, I think my toes are too—”
Salesman: “I can’t help it if you have stupid feet!”