This Geography Will Go Down in History
(My class is at the end of our first GCSE year, and we’re receiving the results from a test we took around a month ago. The grades in our school are set out in numbers. An 8 is around the same as an A, a 7 equals a B, etc.)
Teacher: “[Classmate #1], 5. [My Name], 6. [Classmate #2], 7.”
(The teacher pauses and turns to stare at the last student on his list, [Classmate #3.])
Teacher: “[Classmate #3], you got an 8, the highest mark in the class.”
Classmate #3: “Yes!” *leans over to high five his friends*
Teacher: “However…” *holds up the test* “You filled in a geography test, not a history one.”
(The entire class starts laughing while [Classmate #3] goes bright red.)
Teacher: “It’s an excellent score, but how did you not realise you were taking a test for the wrong subject?!”
(Classmate #3 still hasn’t lived it down.)