Customer: “I’d like to return this.”
Me: “Oh, I’m sorry, ma’am, but we don’t do returns at this company.”
Customer: “Since when?!”
Me: “Well, I’ve been here for five years and I know we haven’t done returns in that time.”
Customer: “It doesn’t say that anywhere; I wasn’t informed of this so I want my money back!”
Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but it says right here on the receipt that we don’t do refunds, but I’ll be happy to put it on a gift card for you.”
Customer: “I wasn’t aware you don’t do refunds; therefore, I want my money back. I didn’t see that on the receipt.”
Me: “Well, ma’am, we tell all our customers our policy during the transaction. It also says it here and here.” *points to a large sign on the wall and a sign on the cash desk*
Customer: “This is all new to me. I still want my money back. I paid cash for this and that is what I want back.”
Me: “Well, I’m sorry, ma’am, but there isn’t even an option for us to do that. We can put the amount you paid onto a gift card for this store, and that total will never expire.”
Customer: “I want to talk to your manager.”
Me: “Ma’am, I am the manager of this location, but I can definitely call another manager who has been here since day one, if that is what you want.”
(After speaking on the phone to the other manager, I then passed the phone to the customer. She was very calm and sweet on the phone. Then, she passed the phone back, grabbed her merchandise, and exited the store, never to be seen again. I’ll never understand why customers think that they can just change rules whenever they want. I don’t make them up; I only enforce them.)