Seriously Cheesed Off, Part 6
Customer: “I want your Philly Cheesesteak, hold the cheese.”
Me: “So, just the beef?”
Customer: “No, I want your Philly Cheesesteak, but without cheese.”
Me: “That’s like saying you want a cheeseburger without cheese. It would just be a burger.”
Customer: “I don’t want a burger!”
Me: “No… that’s… never mind. So, a Philly Cheesesteak without cheese?”
Customer: “Finally, he’s listening!”
Me: “Okay, what bread, and any sides or veggies?”
Customer: “I’ll take the hoagie, and add some tomatoes, and… oooh… what’s that yellow stuff?”
Me: “That’s the melted cheese.”
Customer: “Ooh, that looks good. Add some of that!”
Related:
Seriously Cheesed Off, Part 5
Seriously Cheesed Off, Part 4
Seriously Cheesed Off, Part 3
Seriously Cheesed Off, Part 2
Seriously Cheesed Off