There’s Something Wrong With You And I Can Put My Finger(print) On It
(We are a government facility that provides fingerprinting to the public. We also man the phone lines for tech support, questions about printing, etc. I answer the phone, and a man asks some general questions about printing. Then it gets weird.)
Customer: “Can I come down and get my wife’s fingerprints for her?”
Me: “I’m sorry, could you repeat that?”
Customer: “Can I pick up my wife’s fingerprints there for her?”
Me: “No, sir, we don’t retain fingerprints.”
Customer: “Well, can I get printed for her?”
Me: “Um… sir. Think about what you just asked me.”
Customer: *long pause*“So… can I get her prints or not?”
Me: “Sir, unless you are her, or have her hands in some magical way, there’s no way I can give out fingerprints for her.”
Customer: “Oh, well. It was worth a shot.”