That Definition Is Tight
Coworker #1: *reading an article about American Football player Rob Gronkowski* “‘It’s looking like a very Merry Gronkmas. New England Patriots tight end debuted a new ugly sweater that features a photo of him spiking a Christmas present.’ Apparently there’s a contest where you can win a dinner with him and a surprise guest, plus a bunch of signed memorabilia.”
Coworker #2: “I don’t care about the memorabilia; I’d just take the dinner with him. He’s hot.”
(The conversation continues about Gronkowski and football. A few minutes later…)
Me: “Wait… is ‘tight end’ a football term?”
(Everyone laughs.)
Coworker #1: “Yes, it’s a hybrid position, like a wide receiver.”
Me: “Oh, I was thinking they were talking about Gronk’s ‘tight end.’”
Coworker #2: “Well, that’s a good description, too.”