Salvation For The Bookstore
(An older gentleman approaches me.)
Customer: “You have any sex books? Sex magazines?”
(Since we’re in a government-owned building, we’re cautious in our merchandise selection.)
Me: “No.”
Customer: *looks a trifle disappointed, then asks* “How about Bibles?”
Me: “Oh, sure, we’ve got a whole ‘Bible studies’ section.”
(I showed him where that was; alas, he didn’t buy anything.)