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10 Stories Proving A Day At The Beach Isn’t Always A Day At The Beach!

| Right | August 30, 2021

Dear readers,

Today is National Beach Day in the US! This seven-year-old holiday is intended to bring awareness to the beauty of beaches and the need to keep them clean for the enjoyment of our fellow humans and for the safety of wildlife.

A day at the beach is usually pretty relaxing, if you have plenty of sunscreen and don’t mind sand. But the people in these stories aren’t necessarily having the best time at the beach. Lay down a towel and enjoy these 10 stories from our archives!

 

Their Demands Are Making Waves – Hits from the comments: “If your earring didn’t have the Heart of Te Fiti fitted on it, I guarantee the ocean won’t give it back.”

There’s Something Fishy About This Place – This is kind of funny, but mostly we’re just concerned.

A Life-Guarded Sense Of Self – Um, not to be a downer, but people drown in America all the time.

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10 Stories About Lotteries That Will Make You Feel Like A Winner!

| Right | August 27, 2021

Dear readers,

Congratulations! You’ve won! “Won what?” you ask? You’ve won a chance to read our newest roundup!

What would you do if you won something a little more tangible? Say… a few million dollars? Today is International Lottery Day, celebrating games of chance and big payouts all over the world. People have been entering lotteries and dreaming big for centuries. In fact, the oldest country-wide lottery I found information on dates back to the early 1500s in France! Wild!

To celebrate International Lottery Day, we’ve rounded up 10 stories about lotteries from our archives that’ll make you feel like a winner! (By comparison, if nothing else!)

 

Scratch-Off Your Name On The Pool – This isn’t a zero-sum game. It’s a negative-3,000-sum game!

Working Retail These Days Is A Lottery – We really hope they’re joking.

It’s A Karma Lottery – Maybe I’m mean, but I’d have rubbed it in her face a little.

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10 Stories About Toilet Paper You Won’t Want To Flush!

| Right | August 26, 2021

Dear readers,

You’ll never guess what “national holiday” is today. Go ahead, try and guess. I’ll wait.

IT’S NATIONAL TOILET PAPER DAY (US)! I know, I know. I’m excited, too! The panic buying of last year gave us all a much deeper appreciation for a nice, plush roll of toilet paper. (Or a bidet. You do you.)

In honor of our favorite cottony commodity, we’ve rounded up 10 stories from our archives about toilet paper!

 

Her Facebook Is Going Down The Toilet (Paper) – Hits from the comments: “And I thought people who Instagram every meal they have were weird.”

Best To Just Roll With It – I just want to know where they stored all of those rolls!

The Type Of Wipe Can Make One Gripe – Time to start carrying tissues or something.

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25 Of The Best Stories From Not Always Right – July 2021 Roundup!

| Right | August 26, 2021

It’s time for the July roundup! We know we’re late this month, but we’ve been busy introducing some new features to the site, and we wanted to get some input from our readers, as well as the editors, to decide which stories in July deserve the extra attention of the monthly roundup, regardless of the number of thumbs-ups they received. Out of all the stories we posted in the month, we’ve singled out twenty-five!

If there are any stories from the last month you feel we should have included, please let us know in the comments!

 

Wait Until You Hear What She Does With “War Horse” – Hits from our resident comment section pun master: “That’s a horse, not an a**.”

Surly Supervisors Surely Suffer – Try treating your employees like people next time.

Soccer Is Always Bloodiest When Parents Get Involved – Hits from the comments: “Let’s hear it for apples that somehow manage to fall far from the tree.”

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13 Truly Annoying Stories About Mosquitos!

| Right | August 20, 2021

Dear readers,

Bzzzzzzz… Today is World Mosquito Day! This “holiday” was founded in 1902 by Nobel Prize winner Sir Ronald Ross, who proved that mosquitos transmit malaria. Turns out, those annoying little insects are not only incredibly irritating but dangerous, too! This day is meant to draw awareness to the danger of mosquitos and the ways you can prevent falling into their dastardly clutches.

And for us here at NAR, it means another excuse to make a weirdly specific roundup! Never ones to pass up on that kind of opportunity, we’ve rounded up 13 stories about the world’s most annoying insects: mosquitos!

 

Mosquitoes Are Satan’s Creation – This is so relatable.

She’s Not The Brightest Spark – Better a smarta** than a dumba**!

Silent Letters Bug Me – Honestly, this is how I say it in my head to remember how to spell it.

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