10 Terrible Customers Who Absolutely Will Die On This Hill

| Right | March 19, 2021

Dear readers,

It’s one thing to prove a terrible customer wrong and have them just silently finish their transaction out of embarrassment. It’s another when they’re proven wrong but are already so committed to their false and entitled view of the world that they dig their heels in and pray that “the customer is always right” prevails.

We’ve rounded up ten stories from our archives about ten terrible customers who decided to kick up a fuss and die on their hill, no matter what.

 

Fun With Hypocrites – Hits (and throwback memes) from the comments: “Magnets! How do they work?”

Always Right, Even When At The Wrong Store – We just do funny stories. The funny pictures are on the site nextdoor.

Illogical Conclusions – Once again, we punish the employees for the sins of corporate.

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10 More Hysterical Stories About Customers Versus Mother Nature

| Right | March 18, 2021

Dear readers,

It turns out that even though we’ve already showcased some extra-demanding customers who think their demands outweigh Mother Nature, we were only getting started. Just like when you try to make something idiot-proof and then the universe makes a better idiot, Mother Nature went and dumped reality on some entitled customers, but then their entitlement just got stronger. Want to complain that the ocean is deeper than the average human height? They’re here. The bridezilla who demands the photographer go back in time and reset the sun? She’s here, too.

These ten stories will make you shocked that such entitlement exists!

 

Burned – Hits from the comments: “That’s the kind of attitude that calls for a bucket of water. Just sayin’.”

Nature: Not OSHA Compliant – We’re guessing she also struggles with swimming pools.

Heaven Sent Deliveries, Moses Speaking – The best I can do is an umbrella and a blow dryer.

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12 Amazing St. Patrick’s Day Stories To Put A Little Irish Jig Into Your Day

| Right | March 17, 2021

Dear readers,

Today is St. Patrick’s Day! First recognized by the Catholic Church way back in 1631, this holiday honoring Ireland’s most beloved patron saint has… evolved… somewhat. Perhaps “escalated” is a better word? Historically, as it was a religious holiday, pubs in Ireland were ordered to be closed on St. Patrick’s Day.

In modern times, however, things are quite different. In the college town where I grew up, the university actually started scheduling Spring Break for the week of March 17th, knowing full well that its students would be pounding all the green beer they could stomach (and some they couldn’t) – and hoping against hope that they’d go do it somewhere else.

Today, we’ve rounded up 12 stories about St. Patrick’s Day. Whether you’re Catholic or Irish or just look smashing in green, we hope you and enjoy – and stay safe!

 

Doctoring Under The Influence – And where does your husband practice? Just curious. For no reason.

Attack Of The O’Hooligans – Great. Now this customer will think she actually did something.

Wine & Spirits Of Camraderie – Ooh, our favorite game! “Drunk or stupid?”

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10 Satisfying Stories About Customers Who Failed Miserably At Bluffing

| Right | March 16, 2021

Dear readers,

Bluffing comes with a dubious sense of morality. It is acceptable in certain games (hey there, poker!) but the entire concept is based on deception, so it’s an issue when a customer tries to use it to get what they want or break the system.

To stand in solidarity with the customer service workers who not only have to deal with bad customers but also those who are actively trying to deceive them through bluffing, we’ve rounded up ten satisfying stories from our archives about customers who failed miserably when their bluff was called.

 

Spoken Like A True New Jerseyan – That’s because you don’t pump your own gas in New Jersey.

Forever Unatoned – Personally, I’d call the cops, the church, and their mommies.

Black-Belt In Bluffing – Calling his bluff with your own bluff! The ol’ double-bluff!

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15 True Stories About Why Millennials Are The Absolute Worst

| Right | March 15, 2021

Dear readers,

In case it will not become abundantly clear, the title for this roundup is sarcastic. Millennials are awesome, and they’re doing their best considering the cards they’ve been dealt in the generational lottery. Sadly, that doesn’t mean other generations recognize how hard most seem to be working, especially within the service industry.

We’ve rounded up fifteen stories from our archives about other generations who seem to think Millennials are the absolute worst; from lazy entitled brats to liberal snowflakes who are obsessed with avocados, they’re all here. To all Millennials reading this, find some time between your second and third jobs and take some time to read in solidarity with your peers!

 

Millennials Are Ruining Petroleum! – We’re not over-inflating the issue!

The Generation Blame – I’m rarely speechless, but… akfhahdga!

It’s A Manner-ial Thing – Wait… what are Millenials being blamed for now?

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