Mother’s Day Roundup

| General Right | May 13, 2018

Happy  Mother’s Day!  Today we celebrate and remember all of the moms and grandmoms out there.  Even with all the madcap mayhem that families — and Mother’s Day — can bring, you still love the mom in your life and she has a special place in your heart.

Here are some of our favorite Mother’s Day tales.  Have one about the special mom or grandmom that’s been part of your life?  Let us know in the comments below or submit it here!

Driving A Hard Bargain — A request for a Mother’s Day visit comes with a special surprise.

The Gift Receipt That Keeps On Giving — Not even Mother’s Day can escape being used by scammers.

Pregnant With Ignorance — Every woman is not a mother, as much as some might wish it were so!

Will Be A While Before You Can Top This — A slip of the tongue makes remembering Grandma humorous.

Mother’s Day Is Fried — When Mother’s Day explodes everywhere!

Don’t Like What They’re Cooking Up — On Mother’s Day, kids may say the darndest things.

Insane With The Propane — Wacky tales during a Mother’s Day hike!

Sage Teenage Advice — Kids will always think mushy parents are soooo gross!

Fostering Some Parental Resentment — When it comes to Mother’s Day, “As you sow, so shall you reap.”

Gift Carded And Dearly Departed — For those of us who have lost our mom, a heartwarming tale of memories and those who support each other in our time of loss.


Love, Joy, and Happiness this Mother’s Day, from all of us at NotAlwaysRight.



May The Fourth Be With You

| Not Always Right | Right | May 4, 2018

It’s May The Fourth, so we thought it would be a fun time to revisit some of our best (or worst) Star Wars themed customer interactions:

May the fourth be with you!

Superhero Roundup

| General | April 27, 2018

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a superheroes roundup!

With the renewed popularity of superheroes,  we thought we’d offer a roundup of some of our favorite superhero-related stories.

Do you have any superhero stories we should know about?  Let us know in the comments, or submit them here!

p.s. Wondering why there are no Avengers stories?  We’re going to give them their own roundup.  Coming soon to a NotAlwaysRight website near you!


Out Bat-ter Angel – When superheroes visit a children’s hospital, one hero stands above them all.

Mayberry Meets Gotham – Never judge a superhero by their cover.

When You DON’T Want To Be Faster Than A Speeding Bullet – Someone should show them the story “Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex.”

Little Master Bruce – Never reveal the hero’s secret identity.

Your Hellboy Is Just Heavenly – Or, A Match Made In Hell(boy).

Genetically Modified Turkey – The X-Food.

Holy Doppelgänger, Batman! – Beware of the pretenders.

Harry Potter And The Amazon Woman – Wonder if she’s also a wizard?

(Opposite Se)X-Men – Superheroes are for everyone!

Superhero Princesses Will Stop You Cold – You might be surprised who has superhero powers!

Holy Mental Imagery, Batman! – Adam West vs. Kevin Conroy. Who’s the better Batman? Tell us what you think below! (We like them both.)

Monthly Roundup: March 2018

| General | April 2, 2018

It’s time for the March roundup! Our editors have decided among themselves which stories in February deserve the extra attention, regardless of the number of thumbs-ups they received. Out of the 897 stories we posted in the month, we’ve singled out ten. Don’t forget to check out our comics too!

If there are any stories from the last month you feel we should have included, please let us know in the comments!

Don’t forget to vote for your favorite stories in the poll below! Note: You can choose up to three. The winner of the February roundup poll was The Adventures Of Captain Camp And Mother Russia, from the Right category!

The Drive-Thru At Pride Rock

Going To Caramel Chew Chew You Out

Treat It Like A Boss

Some Father Lessons Can Be A Gamble

The Cake Is A Lie, But With A Really Good Excuse

The Insurance Is The Assurance

Waiting For Wicked Wings Is Widiculous

If Wishes Were Horses

In A State Of Fight

Introducing A Wonderful Situation


Please choose your favorite story of the month!

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Easter Roundup

| General | April 1, 2018

Spring is here and with that comes Easter!  Easter bunnies and chocolate and dyed eggs and baskets full of toys and candies fill the day along with celebrating with the family and friends.

Our editors have gone on a hunt for their favorite Easter stories. Here are ten guaranteed to make your Easter a hopping good day.

We’d love to hear your Easter stories!  Tell them in the comments below or submit them here.  Maybe you’ll see it in a future Easter roundup!


Actually Looking Forward To Monday – There may be one of these for every holiday.

That Isn’t Chocolate – Just when you think it’s an innocent question…

The Last Scupper – Well… she kind of has a point…

Some-Bunny Was Cranky Today – Here comes the Easter Grouch!

Happy Zombie Jesus Day! – He did rise from the grave.

Tell Jesus It’s Time To Rise And Shine… Again – Easter: the year-round holiday.

Keeping Easter Sweet, Part 2 – Guess a “thank you” is still a “thank you.”

A Pre-Holiday Basket Case – When the customer is just wasting your time.

My Chocolate Box Uncle – You can spot the Easter bunny’s visit by his leavings.

Judged Unworthy To Judge – What Would Jesus Do?


Happy Easter to all our readers!

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