Historical Hijinx! From vampire-hunting presidents to Viking chicken nuggets, for these customers, history is a complete mystery!

1. (Not One Of) History’s Mysteries (5,123 Thumbs Up)
   For this customer, Cowboys & Indians are as fictional as Aliens & Zombies!
2. S.H.I.E.L.D. Me From This Stupidity (1,468 Thumbs Up)
   We wish Captain America were the real deal, but for this 45-year-old moviegoer he’s a real American hero.
3. Being The President Sucks (2,892 Thumbs Up)
   Yes, it’s true: Abraham Lincoln had a Stake in preventing the Twilight of our democracy!
4. Pages Of A Post-Apocalyptic Persuasion (3,196 Thumbs Up)
   We’ll all be drinking Nuka-Cola if this customer’s search for World War 3 history bears mutfruit.
5. Little Nuggets Of Interest (2,964 Thumbs Up)
   A child gives an Irish tour guide a real “nugget” of historical Viking wisdom!

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Caught Red-Handed, Part 2! This week, we share another five stories of shifty customers caught one red-handed! Click here for Part 1!

1. Hell In A Handbag (13,062 Thumbs Up)
   An overzealous customer gets caught trying to rob Peter to pay herself!
2. Not Always Right On So Many Levels (3,956 Thumbs Up)
   A customer faking a disability suddenly finds herself fleet of foot.
3. Tricks Of The Trade (6,828 Thumbs Up)
   A trickster trying to score a free modem is herself “tricked”!
4. The Right Place At The Wrong Time (6,694 Thumbs Up)
   Weeding out marijuana users has never been easier for this eagle-eyed cop.
5. Married To No One Inn Particular (2,086 Thumbs Up)
   Either this hotel guest’s husband is a zombie, or her penny-pinching strategy could use a bit more braiiiins!

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Black Friday & The Holidays! This week, we feature five stories about every employee’s nightmare (at least in the U.S.): Black Friday and the winter holiday shopping season!

1. Ask And Ye Shall Receive (5,285 Thumbs Up)
   Customer wants to pay for an empty display box? CUSTOMER GETS EMPTY DISPLAY BOX!
2. Overlord PX53A-Z Is Not Pleased (4,261 Thumbs Up)
   Ever since the Robot Rebellions of 2025, customer service hasn’t been the same.
3. Rated I For Immature (1,198 Thumbs Up)
   An impatient video game customer gets a lesson on maturity!
4. Not Quite As Provocative As I Recall (1,225 Thumbs Up)
   Wanna silence a chaotic Black Friday crowd? Just ask for a Totally Inappropriate Elmo.
5. Because Everything On The Internets Is Private (2,931 Thumbs Up)
   Asking what’s on sale on Black Friday is like… asking what’s on sale on Black Friday!

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October Top Story Roundup: Here are Not Always Right’s top-rated stories for the month of October!

1. Not All Knights Are In Shining Armor (3,633 thumbs up)
   Two unexpected young heroes come to the rescue of a mother and her two children!
2. When Customers Actually Give A Jam (3,599 thumbs up)
   A customer shows a mother the sticky consequences of refusing to parent her bratty children.
3. Why Nurses Should Rule The World (3,598 thumbs up)
   A caring nurse goes above and beyond for scared little boy in this heartwarming story!
4. Hot Food Can Leave You Feeling Warm & Fuzzy (3,075 thumbs up)
   A cashier joins forces with a police officer to make things easier for a recently-rescued girl.
5. Hair Unapparent For This Fair Parent (2,832 thumbs up)
   A bad customer unexpectedly sets a good example for another customer’s son!

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Tech Support Classics, Part 3: This week, we feature another five stories that reveal the trials, tribulations, and terrors that technical support employees endure daily! PS–also check out Part 2 and Part 1!

1. Flipping Out:
   If gramma “flips” out over tech, “switch” things up with the grandson! (6,425 Thumbs Up)
2. How About Some TechiFlu:
   Warning: spraying for computer bugs definitely does not compute. (2,970 Thumbs Up)
3. Bad Data, Good Outcome:
   Helping stubborn clients requires a little song and USB cable dance! (4,627 Thumbs Up)
4. You Are The Weakest Link:
   A caller gets a power-ful lesson in the basics of electricity. (2,753 Thumbs Up)
5. The Router To Success, Part 2:
   There’s a $100, two-hour reason why tech support always asks you to check your cables first! (2,456 Thumbs Up!)

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