Dear readers,

Geography might not have been everyone’s favorite subject, but we’re pretty sure most of you can point to the USA on a map. This collection of customers, however, would probably get lost between their bedroom and their front door.

Please bring a map to navigate these 13 stories we’ve triangulated from our archives!

Unable To Bridge The Gap – This bridge is 608 miles long.

American’t – It’s hiding behind Canada…

No Clue At The Zoo – She doesn’t feel it, feel it.

Here Today, Gone To Maui – The longer you keep her speaking the bigger her ignorance becomes.

Yukon See It On A Map, Part 2 – The great Canadian province of Illinois.

Geographically Incontinent – France and Italy are incontinent.

Time Zoned Out – We’re on metric time.

Location Is Clearly Not Your Vocation – This is the problem that the Simpsons must have all the time.

Out Of State, Out Of Mind – The American Revolutionary War but in reverse.

Can’t Cedar Forest For The Trees – Florida Man can’t do geomagraphy.

You’ll Need Special 2D Glasses, Though – Wait until you find out about their north…

Right Next Door But Worlds Away – I am from Saudi Aurora.

When ‘Geography For Dummies’ Is A Step Up – The Maine thing is… they’re an idiot.

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Dear readers,

Today is Superman Day! First created in 1933 by Joe Shuster and Jerry Siegel, he remains one of the most iconic superheroes in popular culture, his iconic ‘S’ recognizable all over the world. He’s always represented a beautiful image of truth, justice, and how the American way should aim for these ideals.

We’ve brushed the Kryptonite off of 12 stories from our archives about the Man Of Steel for you to enjoy!

Reading Empty Minds – Superpowers come naturally when thinking about Superman.

Obviously The Disguise Is Working – Looks like it IS enough to fool people! 🤓

Out Bat-ter Angels – This is why crossover events are a bad idea…

Real Superheroes Are In The Running – Superman can provide commentary in a ‘Flash’!

Solitary In His Opinion – A fortress of ignorance.

So Superman, Rocky Balboa And ABBA Walk Into A Bar… – This story is about as weird as the title suggests it is.

Superman Goes Shopping – Yet MORE evidence that the disguise doesn’t have to be a spectacle!

Time Waits For No Superman – Forget Superman Vs Batman – this is the real battle!

Translate From Kryptonian – What Superman does in his fortress of solitude is his own business!

Can’t Defeat Her (Man Of) Steely Resolve – Aunty’s argument is as strong as steel.

Superbad – We would fund that show.

Supergirl – Superman fights for everyone, even little girls.

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Dear readers,

Video games! Most of you play them in some form, either on a PC or console at home, or crushing some candy on your phone during a commute. A lot of us download them directly to our devices, but there is still a need for physical video game stores. Some of us like to own physical discs, some of our less-gamer relatives use them to buy gifts, and then there are these 14 examples of bad customers, who shouldn’t be anywhere near a videogame store!

We hope you enjoy our latest roundup!

Hannah Montana, I Choose You – We feel really sorry for that gift recipient.

Can I Show You My Social Insecurity Card – This story is from 2012 and sadly attitudes still haven’t changed much.

Transactions For Dummies – A store? You’ve never been in a store before?

She Said, He Said – He can’t hear you over the sound of your ovaries.

Playing The Blame (Video) Game – The great XBox/Playstation war continues.

The Greater Of Two Evils – When Grand Theft Auto becomes a life simulation, it’s time to start worrying.

When In Doubt, Kick ‘Em Out – So, tell me again how this paying thing works?

We Stand Up For Our Own – We might talk smack when in a battle royale, but we’re here for each other when we’re needed.

Numa Numa Meets The Beaches Of Normandy – This guy was in a real battle. His wife still is.

Be Ver-wee Ver-wee Qwiet – I’m Hunting Wii-bits – These days they’re game-ifying everything.

The Devil Is In The Retailers – When you’re having fun with that portal gun.

Modern Scam-ily – This is an X-system.

The Lonely And The Lonelier – A Christmas Carol, now on next-gen consoles!

You Have Unlocked The Lazy Moralist Achievement – Some NAR editors would have never found ‘Knights Of The Round’ without a certain Braddygames guide…

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Dear Readers,

Today we’d like to provide a shout out to our farmers and farm workers! Without them, we would literally starve! Their hard work ensures that your fresh fruit and vegetables, that pack of beef or chicken, or the grapes that went into your wine all get to where they need to go and at good quality.

Therefore, cultivated from our archives are fourteen stories about farmers and the awful customers that don’t make their jobs any easier!

Attack Of The Cownivores – Idiots of the corn.

So Much For Buying American – She will not Texas hold’em.

Just Check The Stalk’s Expiration Date – They don’t really get how Mother Nature cooks.

You’ll Just Have To Weight – Their honesty carries a little weight!

Don’t Have A Cow, Man – These people are why farmers don’t like city-folk.

Time To Moooove To Another Cowllege – When you’ve grown a few too many snob-berries.

Not Firmly Rooted In Reality – They’re shipped by reindeer from The North Pole!

Confuse ’em With Kindness – Old farmer types expect the worst from young people.

Always Right, Questionable Eyesight – This customer is very exacting.

Not Berry Bright – Turning that confusion all the way up to eleven-dollars.

Nature’s Calling, Please Don’t Answer – Berry berry gross! 🤢

Say Neigh To Demanding Customers – Horses do not react well to entitled mothers.

Has Beef With You – Welcome to the vegan steak farm! Gullible idiots get a discount!

Please Do Not Be Fed By The Customers – They think they can feed the horses but their knowledge is in the pits.

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Dear readers,

Dungeons & Dragons, and similar table-top RPGs, form a niche, but vibrant part of the Not Always Right community. So we decided to dedicate a roundup to them, and their many fantastic adventures, with trials to overcome, and inventive ways to problem-solve! We hope we rolled twenty!

Please enjoy these fourteen stories from our archives:

This Game Has Its Ups And Downs – When you really, really have to make sure!

Pun Dexterity +4 – Rolling high on accidental puns.

Having A Calvin-Ballin’ Time – This story wins because the glupshins overflowed which means the zaorg-pellets exploded.

The Sword Of Literal Names – We didn’t expect that…

Pretty High And Mighty For Someone Who Works In A Dungeon – Sadly, bigotry exists in this world too.

Every Low WIS Deserves A Successful Intimidate Check – Ageism and sexism exist here too.

Genderally Old Fashioned – When you play D&D with someone, you form a connection that parents don’t understand.

Rendition And Dragons – World Of War-On-Terror-Craft.

It’s About To Get Dicey – Ooooooh yeah!

They Left By Magic – What’s the opposite of a gathering?

Not THAT Kind Of Role Play – Not the kind of dungeon we’re talking about here!

Your Phone Is Playing Games With You – She might not be able to take down the troll, but she can tell you what the weather will be like as it kills you!

That’s Not In The Rule Books – We hope this jerk finds no one to play with.

Murder Is Just A Game To Them – Out of context, in-game conversations can be very disturbing!

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