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10 Times Old People Were Really Confused By Technology

| Right | June 15, 2020

Dear readers,

We’ve all been there; helping an old relative open their email, or gasp as your 100K salaried manager doesn’t know how to rotate a PDF. The NAR community covers many age groups, but we doubt even our oldest of readers is ready to face-palm at the following examples.

We present to you ten times old people got really confused by technology:

 

Couldn’t Handle The Screening Process – In honesty, this is adorable.

Sins Of The Father – Rule number one: If it’s blinking, it’s important.

Learn Your Acronyms ASAP – Wait until they discover 4K!

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15 Times Employees Were Pushed So Far They Had To Quit!

| Right | June 15, 2020

Dear readers,

There comes a time when an employee is pushed so far, either by a manager or bad customer, that they are officially done. They get to look their persecutor in the eye, and so those two magical words that they never expect to hear:

“I quit!”

We’ve gone through our archives to find 15 tales of employees quitting in style!

 

Writing You A Blanco Check To Stay – Their true colors are showing.

Rattled Enough To Quit – Next time make sure your burger is what you think it is…

Ask And Ye Shall Receive Nothing – They won’t be bossing you around anymore!

Pot-Shot Calling The Coworker Slack – Having a work/life balance requires planning.

Doesn’t Take Much To Weed Out The Bad Ones – And in a puff of smoke, you’re gone!

From A Day Off To An Awful Day – When your next scheduled day never happened.

Giving Bad Managers A Pizza Your Mind – You gotta quit before you get burned.

Fun With Mistaken Identities – Even when it’s not real, it’s extremely satisfying!

This Boss Needs Work – When you already quit, but the problems keep coming.

Let Sleeping Bosses Lie – Don’t call her for anything except to say “I quit!”

Mails A Thousand Papers But Doesn’t Get The Message – When they can’t accept you really did quit!

If Boys Will Be Boys Then They Need To Stop – Pure, delicious… karma!

Should Have Quit Earlier On Balance – When you quit and nothing changes…

No Wonder The Video Rental Business Is Dying – A perfect use of a post-it note!

Not Gonna Quit On One Last Act Of Kindness – Ending on a high note! We don’t know what caused this guy to quit, but we’re glad he did it in style!

 

We hope you enjoyed this collection of stories! Know any that we missed? Let us know in the comments! Want to submit your own story? Do it here!

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23 Stories About Wine, And The Customers Who Shouldn’t Be Drinking It

| Right | June 14, 2020

Dear readers,

It’s Sunday! A perfect day to relax, have a glass of wine (if you’re old enough!) and relax to these specially selected 23 stories from our archives. Note how they have a hint of ignorance, a bouquet of arrogance, and a finish of sharp hilarity.

 

If You’re Rude, You Get Screwed –  This story is a real corker!

Raisin Wine Awareness – Their knowledge on the subject is not grape.

Momma Likes To Wine And Whine – Careful, kids are like sponges. They’ll soak up all that wine.

Right Next To The Pee Not And Cabinet, Part 2 – Whoever comes up with the best ‘alternative’ wine names in the comments wins!

Getting To The Root Of The Problem, Part 3 – Mmm, I am detecting notes of canal water!

The Fine Wine Between Pleasure And Pain – Maybe the universe is giving them a sign?

We Can See Through Your Whine – They should just go malbec where they came from.

This Side Uppity – Learning French, one wine at a time.

Paging Homeland Security To The Wine Cellar – It’s what the terrorists drink.

… And This Is Before He Got Buzzed – The same people who think chocolate milk comes from brown cows.

I Like My Italians Color-Coded, Too – The more you read this, the worse it gets.

You’re Only As Old As You Act – This is totally adorable, and deserves a glass of wine in applause.

Is That A Pinot Noir In Your Pocket… – Endowed with a strong sense of justice!

Cash For Baby Bumpers – This wine took years to make and your child ruined it in seconds… PAY UP!

No Wonder He’s Always Stuffed – No harm in having a real conversation.

Free Cop Holder With Drink – They think the loophole is big enough to fit a wine glass through – but nope!

In A (Lone Star) Drunken State – But… but… Texas!

How To Ensure A Blanc Stare – This one has aged beautifully.

Sounds Like They’ve Had Too Many Bottles Already – They should move on to holy spirits.

Picking On Pockets – Waitresses have seen it all, so don’t even bother going toe to toe with one.

Should Have Heard It From The Grape Vine – I love cooking with wine, sometimes it even ends in the food! Fnar fnar fnar!

No ID, No Idea, Part 7 – This customer’s brain is corked.

The Grapes Of Telepaths – Just give them milk and be done with it!

 

We hope you enjoyed this collection of stories! Know any that we missed? Let us know in the comments! Want to submit your own story? Do it here!

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23 Times People Were A Few Syllables Short Of A Haiku

| Right | June 13, 2020

Dear readers,

On this day in 1865, the poet W. B. Yeats was born in the town of Sandymount, Ireland. In 1923, Yeats received a Nobel Prize in Literature, and to this day, he is known as one of Ireland’s most famous poets. Among his memorable works are A Prayer For My Daughter, Leda And The Swan, The Stolen Child, and The Second Coming.

Some of you are now leaning in, intrigued. “Tell me more about poets!” you say. You love a good book, a poetry slam, a clever rhyme, a flowery verse.

Some of you are rolling your eyes, bored to tears. “Who cares?!” you cry, wondering when we’ll get back to the funny stuff.

Well, here it comes. Periodically, one of our readers or someone they encounter will fancy themselves a bit of a poet. We’ll leave these 23 stories here for you to judge for yourselves, but we’re pretty sure… they’re no Yeats.

 

The Definition Of Bad Student – Before you can understand poetry, you need reading and listening skills.

One Must Also Not Forget Chard Dickens A veritable tossed salad of famous figures here!

Don’t Be A Sour Oedipus – When your sibling is the lovechild of Sophocles and Freud…

The Biology Of Poetry – Sometimes slam poetry makes you want to slam… something.

Ever So Slightly Bored – Here’s a story for all you poetry haters out there.

A Poem A-Pooing – How could anyone leave this friend on read?

Poetry In Non-Motion – I am looking out the window… instead of writing descriptions.

Should Have Bought Her A Shrubbery – Great poetry doesn’t have to rhyme!

You’re Still In Bed At Ten, And The Sirens Began At Eight – “Friends”: the epic saga of coffee and monkeys and taking a break.

A Poetic Celebration – Some might consider limericks to be unromantic. They’re wrong.

Moth-Eaten Meanings – In poetry, even poop has meaning.

Poetry Or Bust – The human body can inspire poems and art… and laughter.

Sent To The Glue Factory – Even children’s poems can have a touch of darkness to them.

The Power To Express-o – Inject a little caffeination into your relationship!

The Tenth Circle Is Stupidity – We can’t all be poetry aficionados, but at least we know what poems are.

What A Diction – Hey, it’s hard to find a rhyme for “orange,” okay?

Trump And Taxes – Like all art, sometimes poetry gets a little… political.

Poetry And Try Again – This story’s so punny we can’t stanza it.

Poetry Getting A Frosty Reception – Stay gold, Grandma. Stay gold.

Literary Paralysis – The least fun part of studying poetry… is the teachers.

At The End Of The Day, It’s All Semantics – ڶỖℍ几 k𝔦c𝐊s 𝕋ⓗ𝐞 𝓫𝓪𝓵𝐋, a true classic.

Poetry In Circular Motion – Let’s get you hook-hook-hookah’d on poetry!

They’re Really Desperate To Get People Into Writing Club – It’s important to be articulate when discussing poetry.

 

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13 Customers Who Are Very Bad With Geography

| Right | June 12, 2020

Dear readers,

Geography might not have been everyone’s favorite subject, but we’re pretty sure most of you can point to the USA on a map. This collection of customers, however, would probably get lost between their bedroom and their front door.

Please bring a map to navigate these 13 stories we’ve triangulated from our archives!

 

Unable To Bridge The Gap – This bridge is 608 miles long.

American’t – It’s hiding behind Canada…

No Clue At The Zoo – She doesn’t feel it, feel it.

Here Today, Gone To Maui – The longer you keep her speaking the bigger her ignorance becomes.

Yukon See It On A Map, Part 2 – The great Canadian province of Illinois.

Geographically Incontinent – France and Italy are incontinent.

Time Zoned Out – We’re on metric time.

Location Is Clearly Not Your Vocation – This is the problem that the Simpsons must have all the time.

Out Of State, Out Of Mind – The American Revolutionary War but in reverse.

Can’t Cedar Forest For The Trees – Florida Man can’t do geomagraphy.

You’ll Need Special 2D Glasses, Though – Wait until you find out about their north…

Right Next Door But Worlds Away – I am from Saudi Aurora.

When ‘Geography For Dummies’ Is A Step Up – The Maine thing is… they’re an idiot.

 

We hope you enjoyed this collection of stories! Know any that we missed? Let us know in the comments! Want to submit your own story? Do it here!

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