Weekend Roundup: Love In The Time Of Zombies

, | Not Always Romantic | Romantic | April 22, 2012

Love In The Time Of Zombies. This week, we share five stories that prove there’s love, even after (un)death!

  1. Till Undeath Do Us Part:
    Sorry zombie wife, but if you get bitten, we’re no longer smitten!
  2. Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 4:
    A boyfriend takes zombie romance to very morbid extremes.
  3. Quasimodead:
    Think your dreams are weird? Try zombie killing, progressive metal and gettin’ it on with the Hunchback of Notre Dame!
  4. Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 7:
    True love is not parting, even in undeath!
  5. Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 6:
    For some, shambling around in an undead stupor is a turn-on!

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Weekend Roundup: Attack Of The Tax!

| Not Always Right | Right | April 22, 2012

Attack Of The Tax! Tax season may be over in the U.S., but what happens when you mix clueless customers and too-high taxes? A ca-tax-trophe, that’s what!

  1. War Can Be Taxing:
    The Revolutionary War of 2012: Founding Fathers doing revolutions in their graves due to a brainless populace!
  2. Taxation With Agitation:
    It’s like the Boston Tea Party…except in a gas station…in Tennessee…
  3. Bacon, Lettuce, and Taxes:
    We know that fast food customers will eat anything, but we never knew taxes could be tasty!
  4. Taxing Customers:
    However you add things up, this retail customer is minus a few brain cells.
  5. Fortunately, It’s Raining Pork Barrels And Earmarks:
    Wonder where your tax dollars go? To humongous, lake-covering umbrellas, of course!

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Weekend Roundup: When Customers Attack!

, | Not Always Right | Right | April 15, 2012

When Customers Attack! This week, we share stories of unruly customers who prefer (violent) action over words!

  1. Bull In A China Shop:
    Sticks & stones may break my bones, but naked, guitar-throwing customers can really hurt me!
  2. Acute Mental Failure:
    HULK CAN’T FIGURE OUT HOSPITAL DOOR! HULK SMASH!
  3. (Full) Front(al) Desk:
    Can’t check into your hotel room, lady? Just mentally check out by ripping off your clothes and running in circles!
  4. Fudge In Flight:
    A customer airs their fudge frustrations by sending their ice cream sundae airborne.
  5. Marriage: The Ultimate Slippery Slope:
    Here’s to throwing your belongings in the air like you just don’t care!

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Weekend Roundup: Called Out By Kids

, | Not Always Related | Related | April 15, 2012

Called Out By Kids! This week, we share five cute stories of kids keeping adults honest!

  1. Stealing Is Old Hat:
    Trying to steal a hat, grandma? Not on your granddaughter’s watch, you’re not.
  2. Dishonesty Is Not The Ticket:
    A young son takes his dad’s ticket-scamming ways to task!
  3. The Not-So-Roundabout-Scout:
    Kids make great scouts, but spying isn’t one of their strong suits.
  4. The Truth is Never Expendable:
    Understating your children’s age for cheaper admission is timeless, but a child’s honesty is boundless!
  5. Close, But No Cigar:
    The best secret between two people is when the other person isn’t a child.

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Weekend Roundup: Flirting Fails

| Not Always Romantic | Romantic | April 8, 2012

Flirting Fails. This week, we share five stories that show that while flirting is more art than science, there are some really, really bad artists out there!

  1. Gettin’ Schooled 101:
    Not Always Romantic’s most popular story of all time: a flirtatious student gets taught what makes a woman tick—and it sure as heck isn’t him!
  2. Proof That Men Will Say Anything:
    A guy will always change their tune to get the girl–even if it means changing their gender!
  3. Chippendales, The Golden Years:
    Age doesn’t have anything on these four swingin’ senior studs!
  4. Please Do Not Titillate The Employees:
    Bad: Getting turned down by a girl. Worse: Getting turned down by a girl because your mom forced you to you flirt with her. Worst: Getting turned down by a girl because your mom forced you to flirt with her so you could get onto a fake museum ride to Mars.
  5. Perspiring & Persistent:
    “Do you sweat a lot?” Worst. Pickup Line. Ever.

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