Dear readers,

Today is Gorgeous Grandma Day! In these crazy times we need to remember our elderly and more vulnerable relatives, so it’s only fitting then that a day exists to honor our gorgeous grannies!

We’ve rounded up 23 amazing stories about grandmas; some are hilarious, some are shocking, and we’re pretty sure the last one will make you cry. Either way, we hope you enjoy, and if you have a cool grandma give her a call when you’re done!

We All Have A Dream – When your grandparents marched with Martin Luther King. Jr… you listen!

Take A Holiday Chill Pill – Grandma always has the best medication.

Slithering Into The Wrong House – How Grandma proves beyond the shadow of a doubt that she’s a Slytherin.

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Dear readers,

We have plenty of bad customers on this site, from the entitled to the ignorant. But there exists a sub-set of retail creature prowling the aisles that should not be overlooked: the weird.

These are the customers who believe in every conspiracy theory, think that supernatural forces are stopping them from choosing the perfect carrot, or insist on wearing furry costumes before they can possibly shop. The following 23 stories have been selected from our Twilight Zone of strange and bizarre customers that you’re never going to forget.

Pray She Doesn’t Use Hemorrhoid Cream – Let’s start with a just a taste of the weirdness to come!

Who Is The Dumbest Of Them All – Weird is in the eye of the beholder.

Stupidity Comes In Different Wavelengths – My name is Luna and I’m a lifeguard.

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Dear readers,

Today is Junk Food Day! We know it’s not good for you, and you should only eat it in moderation, but we can’t deny that it’s delicious! Junk Food Day is a worldwide “cheat” day where you don’t have to feel guilty indulging in your guilty culinary pleasures, be it burgers, donuts, bacon, or… in the case of one specific example represented by the 23 stories listed below – souls.

Diet starts tomorrow! For now, settle down with a greasy plate, and enjoy our calorific roundup!

That Comment Contains Many Holes – If only this were true… 🍩

A Nugget Of Truth Can Get You In Trouble – Chicken nuggets so good they’re worth going to jail for.

Too Much Food, Not Enough Thought – If people like more pasta than salad, then let them enjoy it!

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Dear readers,

It was bought to our attention in our series of recent USA themed roundups, that we should venture beyond the shores of the fifty states and find funny and entertaining stories from around the world.

Well, we’re doing that! Starting today, with Brazil!

The largest country in South America, with a huge, diverse population rich in culture. Aside from a few well-known facts, such as being home to the Amazon rainforest, named after the largest river in the world by volume, did you also know that two million Brazilians claim Japanese ancestry, it is home to the world’s most venomous spider, and the customer is, sadly, still “always right” if you read some of the 23 stories we’ve gathered for you below!

So cook up some Feijoada, bake some pão de queijo, and settle in for some hilarious and crazy stories set in, or about, Brazil!

Getting Chesty About The Law – This tourist thinks it’s legal for women to be topless in Rio – she is about to make a boob of herself!

Not Voting In Your Favor – An introduction to the Brazillian voting system, and its many flaws…

Trying To Bottle-Neck The Economy – Malicious compliance – Brazilian style!

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Dear readers,

Today is World Ice Cream day! Back in 1984, President Reagan wanted to commemorate the dessert that more than 90 percent of the population in the United States enjoys, so he decreed that it would have its own day. But in all honestly, do we need a special day to enjoy ice cream?

Here for your chilled pleasure are 23 scoops from our archives about ice cream store workers, and the frosty customers they have to deal with.

Fudge In Flight – It’s going to be another one of those sundaes…

Clandestine Calorie Cutters – Lying about allergies is one thing. Lying about diabetes is another…

Living A Vanilla Kind Of Life – I’ll have an ice-cream flavored ice-cream!

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