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17 Unusual Stories About Underwear!

| Right | August 5, 2021

Dear readers,

Today is National Underwear Day (USA)! I know, it’s a weird one, but the other option for this roundup was National Oyster Day, and oysters just aren’t as funny as underwear. Sorry. This “holiday” was created eighteen years ago by a brand that wanted to encourage body positivity! And that’s something we can all get behind. (Get it? Behind? Like a butt?)

Anywayyyy… for your amusement, we’ve found 17 stories from our archives about adventures with underwear – from strange customer requests to funny couple antics to kids saying the darnedest things, and everything in between!

 

Shortest. Honeymoon. Ever. – This could either be a really good thing or a really bad one.

We Prefer Our Privates Private – I’m going to be very blunt: no one wants to share skidmarks!

The Naked Truth – Robes: never leave your room without one.

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12 More Stories About Wine, And The Customers Who Think They Know All About It

| Right | August 4, 2021

Dear readers,

There are three kinds of wine lovers. First, you have your casuals; they may have a favorite, but they’re happy to just crack open a bottle of whatever you’ve got on hand and have a nice time with their friends. Then, you have your connoisseurs; they swish, sip, and spit, and from a single sample they can tell you everything from the variety of grape involved to what the vintner was wearing when they bottled the wine.

And then, there are these idiots. We’ve had a couple of roundups about wine before, but luckily, our supply of wine-loving morons never seems to run dry! In honor of National White Wine Day (USA), we’ve assembled 12 more stories from our archives about wine enthusiasts who don’t know what the heck they want!

 

I’m Drawing A Blanc, Part 2 – Tell us you don’t know what “blanc” means without telling us you don’t know what “blanc” means.

Sugar-Coating The Prices – She must really like hangovers.

The Right Wine Or The White Wine – It doesn’t take an expert to tell the difference.

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10 Times Customers Were Raging Hypocrites!

| Right | August 3, 2021

Dear readers,

Customers contradicting themselves is pretty much par for the course on this website. But those who completely defy their own values, often within the same interaction, deserve a special shout-out!

We’ve rounded up ten stories from the archives about the most hypocritical customers on Not Always Right!

 

Do As I Yell, Not As I Do – Not just a hypocrite, but a stupid one.

A Bag Of Chipocrisy – But you don’t know where that’s been! Or whose dirty hands have been in it! GROSS!

Do As I Say, Not As I Play – Employees. Are. Not. Your. Babysitters.

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13 Timely Stories About The Most Impatient Customers Ever!

| Right | August 2, 2021

Dear readers,

No one wants to be stuck in the store forever (this applies to both customers and employees!) so it’s understandable to want to get through the whole process as quickly as possible. There are some customers, however, who are so impatient that they seem to want everything sorted and processed before they’ve even stepped into the place! Talk about unrealistic!

We’ve rounded up thirteen stories about the most impatient customers ever, where even a second of delay deserves their outrage!

 

I’ll Have The Bacteria, Lettuce And Tomato – Time moves at a different rate on each side of the counter. It’s like the retail version of Interstellar.

Having A Hussie Fit – Simple Karma is the best kind.

If You Can’t Beat Them, Annoy Them – She folded like a newspaper in a rainstorm.

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11 Funny Stories About Customers Who Might Need To Lower Their Expectations Just A Bit

| Right | July 29, 2021

Dear readers,

Many of the entitled customers you read about on this site are considered entitled because they expect the whole world to revolve around them. But even they pale in comparison to the customers found in the next eleven stories, who have expectations so unrealistic that we wonder how they managed to get so far in life without being crushingly disappointed at every turn.

We hope these stories meet your expectations!

 

By Then It Won’t Be So Modern – I really want to know if they came back.

Serious Lack Of Lumber-standing – Was… she planning on waiting the whole time?!

Always Right, Even When They’re Not Your Customer – Dumb enough to make your brain short-circuit.

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