That’s Why Sales Will Always Win
(My university roommate and I are shopping for food. Like many students, we’re on a budget, but it’s not like we can’t afford food; we just have to be careful.)
Roommate: “Oh, hey, bologna is on sale!”
Me: “We both hate bologna. The ham is only $.25 more; let’s get that.”
Roommate: “But it’s on sale!”
Me: “But we both hate it! The last time you bought home bologna because ‘it was on sale’ it ended up going bad because neither of us would eat it! It’ll just get wasted.”
Roommate: “But it’s the cheapest!”
Me: *facepalm*