A Crap Wedding
I work in a hotel. One weekend, we have a very large wedding that takes up the entire house. The festivities go into the early hours of the next day and most of the guests decline housekeeping services due to hangovers and sleeping in.
The second day, the majority of the guests check out while the bride and groom stay an additional night. I work through the busy and frenzied checkout for the better part of the morning. Toward the end of checkout, the housekeeping manager calls me over the radio to say that I need to come see a guest room so I can charge the guest accordingly.
The guest managed to climb a four-foot tall dresser and poop in the top drawer, and then they decided to close it and act as if nothing had happened. When housekeeping attempted to enter the room, the guest claimed someone else had done that before he checked in. Mind you, the whole floor now smells of feces.
The guest comes down shortly after to try and check out.
Me: “Sir, there was a mess that needed to be cleaned and you will be charged an additional fee.”
Guest: *Playing dumb* “That’s not my room. Housekeeping is cleaning it now.”
I show the guest the picture the manager sent me.
Me: “Sir, could you then please explain the mess?”
He claimed to have not created the mess and blocked his card from being charged.
The next day, I had to tell the bride that, as part of their bill, they would be required to cover their guest’s lodging and cleanup fee. When we told her what the mess was, the bride demanded proof, and after seeing the picture, she promptly paid and left.