No Refund, Snowflake!
(At my store, men’s boxers are sold in a box. They are sealed, and the size and a size guide are printed on the box. Our policy is that underwear is non-returnable. A man walks in and approaches the register with an open package of snowflake-pattern boxers.)
Customer: “Hi. I was wondering if I could return these?”
Me: “I’m sorry, but we don’t accept returns or exchanges on underwear.”
Customer: “Okay, but I bought the box that said medium, see? But the boxers inside were XL. I can’t wear them.”
Me: “That’s weird. Can I take a look?”
(Sure enough, the box and waistband tags don’t match. The boxers also are obviously larger than mediums. The receipt says he bought mediums. I guess it could be a convoluted scam get $9, but it seems unlikely. Also, the boxers are still crisp and clean.)
Me: “Let me call a manager and see if he can make an exception.”
(I page the manager and when he arrives, I explain the situation and show him the boxers, box, and receipt.)
Manager: *to customer* “I’m sorry, but we can’t do returns or exchanges on underwear.”
Customer: “Sure, but these are sized wrong.”
Manager: “No, I’m sorry. No returns on underwear. It’s printed on your receipt.”
Customer: “But the store made the mistake! And I never wore them; I can’t use them.”
Manager: “No returns or exchanges on underwear. I’m sorry.”
Customer: “Are you kidding me?”
Manager: “I’m sorry. We can’t accept any underwear back…”
(It continues in this vein until the poor guy gives up and leaves with his too-big boxers.)
Manager: *turns to me* “What was his problem? Doesn’t he like snowflakes?”
Me: *internal facepalm*