Digical Is Made Up Of Ones And D’ohs

| Leicestershire, UK | Funny Names, Technology, Uncategorized

Customer: “Hello, could you help me find a TV I was looking at yesterday?”

Me: “Yes, of course.”

(I show her the wall with TVs mounted on. There are around 40 different models.)

Me: “Which TV were you looking at?”

Customer: “I’m not sure. It’s digical.”

Me: “These are all digital TVs. Can you remember the brand?”

Customer: “No, it’s one of the digical ones.”

Me: “Okay. Do you know what size or color it was?”

Customer: *pauses* “It’s digical.”

Me: “Okay, I’m not sure what you mean. I’ll go find one of the sales staff and see if they can help you.”

Customer: *as I leave* “Tell them it’s digical!”

Remote Chance Of A Refund

| Missoula, MT, USA | Liars & Scammers, Uncategorized

Customer: “Hi, I would like to return this TV.”

Me: “Okay, what seems to be the problem with it?”

Customer: “It doesn’t work right.”

Me: “Okay, I will just have to take a look at it. May I see your receipt?”

Customer: “You can’t look at the TV. It doesn’t work, that’s all! You need to know give me my money and send it back!”

Me: “Sir, it is store policy. I have to look at the returned item before I can give you your refund.”

(The customer stays silent. We open box to find a remote actually stuck into the TV screen.)

Customer: “So, am I not gonna get that refund now?”

Don’t Bet On This One

| Canterbury, UK | Extra Stupid, Uncategorized

Customer: “Wow, this wheel spins around and I think you put a ball in it.”

Me: “Yes madam, it’s a roulette wheel.”

Customer: “And what’s the point. Do you have to guess the numbers?”

Me: “Some people actually bet on the outcome as well.”

Customer: “That’s an awesome idea. They should have those in casinos!”

It Will Be Kilo-Hours Before He Get’s It

| Montreal, QC, Canada | Canada, Math & Science, Uncategorized

Me: “Alright, your cell phone will be in service in twenty to thirty minutes.”

Customer: “How much is that in American time?”

Me: “I’m sorry?”

Customer: “Well, in Canada you use the Metric system, right?”

H2Slow, Part 2

| Victoria, BC, Canada | Extra Stupid, Math & Science, Uncategorized

(I’m watering plants in my aisle when a customer approaches me.)

Customer: “Are these real?”

Me: “Yes they are.” * continues pouring water*

Customer: “Really?”

Me: “I’m watering them, miss.”

Customer: “Doesn’t mean they’re real.”

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