My Patience Is Not For Sale
I sold an item on social media, only to be let down and ignored. It was annoying but not the first or last time that would happen. The odd thing was that the buyer came back to me and (without apologising) told me she did actually want the item and asked if she could have it.
No sooner did I say yes than she suddenly stopped answering my messages. I blocked her and moved on.
A week later, I got another message: new person, same pattern. I checked out her profile; it was a friend of the first woman. I blocked her and moved on.
Three more of her friends did the same thing. I blocked all of them. It didn’t bother me as much as confuse me how anyone had so little going on in their lives that this was entertaining.
Then, I thought of a plan. I got another message; it was another one of her friends.
Customer: “Is this available?”
Me: “Yes, it is. In fact, due to the number of time-wasters, it’s free if you can collect.”
I heard nothing all day. I thought they hadn’t taken the bait. Then…
Customer: “It’s for my friend. She says she wants it.”
Me: “Okay, great. The address is [address].”
Customer: “I thought you were in [Area]?”
There’s no way she could know this unless she spoke to the first woman.
Me: “Oh, yes, but I was selling it because we moved house. We are no longer in [Area].”
Customer: “Okay, I will have to get back to you.”
I heard nothing for two days, and then:
Customer: “Okay, she will have it. I want to come today.”
Me: “Sure thing, any time after six. Just follow your satnav and ask for me when you get to the gate.”
There was only one way to get to the address through a long, muddy, single-lane road with no lights and lots of brambles. At the end of the road was a little-known military testing site. I doubt they gave them a friendly reception as they don’t appreciate people wandering up.
I blocked the last woman and donated the items to a local charity. I’ve never heard anything since.