Stupidity Is Its Own Reward, Part 3

| USA | At The Checkout, Bizarre, Theme Of The Month

(A customer comes up to my till. I start ringing her up)

Me: “Do you have a rewards card with us?”

Customer: “Do you sell our information?”

Me: “No. We just use the rewards card to give you coupons every time you spend a certain amount of money with us.”

Customer: “Oh, well. I don’t need that, if that’s all it’s for.”

Me: “Okay…”

Related:
Stupidity Is Its Own Reward, Part 2
Stupidity Is Its Own Reward

Looking For Some Consoling Advice

| Oklahoma City, OK, USA | Bizarre, Technology, Theme Of The Month

(I work the graveyard shift in the electronics department. It is the night of the PlayStation 4 midnight release, and throughout the night, I have been receiving a lot of phone calls from customers asking whether there are any more PS4s in stock.)

Me: “Thank you for calling. This is electronics. How may I help you?”

Customer: “Do you guys have any more PS4s in stock?”

Me: “No, sir. We sold out of those about a half hour ago.”

Customer: “Really? Okay. Well, do you know when the XBox One comes out?”

Me: “I believe they come out on the 22nd.”

Customer: “Oh, yeah? So next week… Well, which one do you prefer?”

Me: “Ha! I’m an XBox person myself, really.”

Customer: “Yeah? That’s cool. Hey, I have one more question. It may sound kind of weird.”

Me: “Okay?”

Customer: “Can you help me with my science homework?”

Me: “…uh… Google, bro…”

Gift Card For The Gifted

| Syracuse, NY, USA | At The Checkout, Bizarre, Theme Of The Month

(At the end of each transaction, I have to circle a survey on the receipt that the customer can enter to win a $500 gift card. Three teenage boys have come in and are buying a sweatshirt.)

Me: Here at the bottom of your receipt, we have a little survey. If you can take a minute to fill it out for us, you can be entered in a drawing to win a $500 gift card!”

Teenage Boy #1: “$500 to here?! I can buy so many clothes! I can buy so many pairs of yoga pants! My a** will look fantastic!”