My best friend is from, and lives in, Canada. I live in Oregon. We met online and wrote stories back and forth, and we have been best friends ever since. I have gone to Canada to visit her and she has come to Oregon to visit me.
One year, we decided to go on vacation together at Disneyland. We were on day two of seven, in line for a ride, when her cell phone rang. It was her workplace. Since we had a half-hour wait in line, she decided to answer it. I could hear the whole conversation and was holding in my laughter.
Friend: “Hello?”
Work: “Hey, [Friend], we need you to come in and work a couple of shifts. We’re down a few people.”
Friend: “Um… I can’t. I’m on vacation.”
Work: “We know. But we need you to come to cover these shifts.”
Friend: “I’m on vacation… in Disneyland… which is in another country. I told you all about it before I left! Repeatedly!”
Work: “But we need—”
Friend: “I am not paying for another plane ticket to fly me up there — on a four-hour flight — to work a shift for you. I am on vacation. I will come in when my vacation is over.”
Work: “Fine. I guess we’ll try someone else.”
Friend: “You do that.”
She hung up and just stared at me in shock. I burst into laughter. She quit shortly after that because the company refused to give her a pay raise and promotion even though they had her doing stuff someone higher should have been doing.
Two years later, they called her, begging her to come back. She got that promotion and an even bigger pay raise than she had asked for. She is that awesome!