The New Job Is Very Loki

| Oneonta, NY, USA | At The Checkout, Family & Kids, Geeks Rule, Theme Of The Month

(I have been working at the store for a few months. I haven’t had the funds for a haircut, thus my hair is fairly long. I also am sporting a full beard. A couple and their young son come to my register and I ring them up.)

Me: “That’ll be [total].”

Child: *who has been staring at me* “Um… excuse me…”

Me: “Yes?”

Child: “Are you Thor?”

Me: *trying not to crack* “Yes, son, I am. I’m actually on an undercover mission from my father, Odin, hunting for Loki. He may be in disguise. Let me know if you see him, all right?”

Child: “YES, I WILL! WOW! WAIT UNTIL I TELL EVERYONE AT SCHOOL I MET THOR!”

(It was the highlight of that job. I kept the Thor voice the whole time and his parents gave me the most grateful smiles!)

Double-Layered Satisfaction

| IL, Chicago, USA | Bizarre

(I see a customer, who I helped on the floor, leaving the fitting room.)

Me: “How did the pants work for you?”

Customer: “They were perfect! They fit me so well that I didn’t even have to take off my other pants to try them on!”

(She wasn’t joking and actually purchased the pants!)

Keep All Your Baggage At Home

| England, UK | At The Checkout, Bizarre

(I am working on the tills next to my colleague. He has just finished ringing everything up for the customer. At this point we offer bags to customers to try and cut down on the amount we use.)

Colleague: “That will be [total]. Would you like a bag?”

Customer: “No, thanks. I’ve got one at home!”

(After the customer paid and left, we just looked at each other trying not to laugh.)