It’s 2014, and I’ve just started a retail job. I’ve worked in another store, so I know a lot about what I am doing.
A woman phones me, looking to order a vacuum. I see that our distribution centre has nothing, so I place the order and tell her I will contact the company to find out how long it will be until our distribution centre gets more.
I call the company, they give me the details, and I call the customer back. I tell her the company will be shipping more out to our distribution centre in another week.
Me: “Now, with luck, you might get it by [date] at the earliest. If not, it would be the week after.”
Woman: “Thank you!”
The call ends.
The date I gave the customer passes, and a day or so later, I get a call from a man.
Man: “My wife ordered a vacuum, but we haven’t gotten a call yet.”
I look up the vacuum.
Me: “Our distribution centre now has stock; it just hasn’t shipped out yet.”
Man: *Very annoyed and aggravated* “Well, what are we supposed to do? We were promised it would arrive by [date].”
I look at the customer orders and see only two names.
Me: “Is this vacuum for [Woman]?”
Man: “Yes.”
Me: *Very bluntly* “Okay. I was the one dealing with your wife on this. I never promised it would arrive by that date. I said with luck, that would be the earliest it would arrive. That’s a long way from a promise.”
The guy grumbles something.
Me: “The order is still in our system; we’ll call when it arrives.”
The call ended after that, and I just shook my head laughing.