They Really Did Ask For It To Be Delivered Yesterday
Like most tech-adjacent companies, we got hit hard with supply chain issues during the global health crisis. Thankfully, most things are running smoothly by now, but a few product lines are still playing catch-up. Most folks are understanding, especially since the website will give rough ETAs of “less than one week” or “two to four weeks”, etc.
Some people don’t read, though; we get an order in that’s marked “MUST SHIP TODAY FOR TUESDAY DELIVERY.” It is in fact Monday, and they DID pick overnight, but the order is out of stock. It’s my turn, so I call the customer up.
Me: “Hi, I’m calling about order [number] that you placed on our site?”
Customer: “Yes, we really urgently need that.”
Me: “I understand. Unfortunately, the product is out of stock; we won’t be getting them in until Thursday.”
Customer: “That’s fine. Just make sure it ships today.”
Me: “…I’m sorry, sir, we’re not able to ship today. It is not in stock.”
Customer: “Well, I need this tomorrow.”
Me: “I’m very sorry, sir, but the earliest we can get this to you is Friday.”
Customer: “You need to get this to me tomorrow.”
Me: “I can’t. It is currently in transit to us.”
Customer: “Then have them deliver it!”
Me: “‘Them’ who, sir?”
Customer: “Whoever’s transiting!”
Me: “Sir, you ordered one [specific battery]. What is being shipped to us is an entire pallet of about 2,000; we can’t have a freight truck divert to a completely different state to let you take out one case and then one product from that case.”
Customer: “Then what am I supposed to do?”
Me: “Either wait until Thursday for Friday delivery or find another company that has it in stock.”
Customer: “Can you ship it Friday to arrive on Tuesday?”
Me: “Sorry, sir, the ‘time travel’ ship method has been discontinued.”
I probably shouldn’t have said that part, but my manager sits at the desk next to mine and started laughing her head off, so I got away with it. And yes, the customer waited until Friday.