Delayed By A Customer Is A Certainty Principle
(I’m standing in line waiting at the check-out of a popular department store. There’s no one behind me, and I’m not in a particular hurry. The woman in front of me is buying a single item, for which she has a coupon.)
Cashier: “I’m sorry, but the coupon won’t scan. Did you—”
Customer: “What do you mean it won’t scan?”
Cashier: “Well, I see that this coupon is for [Brand Name item] and you’re trying to purchase [generic version of the same item]. The coupon only—”
Customer: “It’s the same thing, isn’t it?”
Cashier: “Well, no. The coupon only—”
Customer: “This is ridiculous! Just scan the coupon!”
Cashier: “I’m terribly sorry, but the coupon won’t—”
Customer: “I came here because I had that coupon. Now put the discount on!”
(Since it seems like we might be here all day, and I know that trying to explain her mistake won’t get anywhere, I interject.)
Me: “Ma’am, how much is the coupon worth?”
Customer: “It’s for two dollars. But—”
Me: “If I give you two dollars, will you pay and take your item?”
Customer: *insulted tone* “No! It’s the principle of the matter!”
(I wound up waiting another five minutes while they called over the manager, and no, she did not get her discount)