(I have the same first name as another employee who works in another store in another location. The location names both start with B and end with ‘town.’)
Me: “Hi. Can I help you?”
Customer: “I am here to pick up my order. My name is [Customer].”
Me: “Sorry, I don’t have anything to be picked up under that name. When did you order it?”
Customer: “I rang on Thursday and spoke to you.”
Me: “I’m sorry, but I wasn’t working on Thursday.”
Customer: “Yes, you were. You gave me your name.”
Me: “No, I wasn’t here.”
Customer: “WELL, SOMEONE USED YOUR NAME, THEN! I KNOW I SPOKE TO YOU. YOU ARE LYING TO ME!”
Me: *twigging* “Hold on. Just let me make a phone call to see if I can find your order.”
Customer: “About time, too!”
Me: *on phone, loudly* “Hi, this is [My Name] from [B***town] Store. Can I speak to [My Name], please?” *she answers* “Hi, this is [My Name]. By any chance do you have an order put aside for [Customer]? You do? Well she’s here at my store to pick it up.” *to the customer* “You placed your order with [My Name] at [Other B***town] store.”
Customer: “No, I got the number from the catalogue.”
(I show her the catalogue, pointing out the two locations and numbers, right next to each other. There’s no apology, just a demand for it to be sent to us because she needs it today.)
Me: “Sorry, not possible. It can take two weeks to get to us. If you need it you have to go there to pick it up.”
(The customer stomped away.)