Won’t Get Her Pie In The Sky
(I work in an Australian department store which has a food hall. An elderly customer approaches our bakery which sells fresh cakes and pies.)
Customer: “Hello, dearie, I’d like a steak and kidney pie.”
Me: “Unfortunately, we don’t sell steak and kidney pies, but we do have a selection of others.”
(I proceed to read the selection to the customer.)
Customer: “I’ll have the beef and mushroom pie, then.”
Me: “Sure thing.”
Customer: “Can you pack it well? I want to take it on the plane.”
Me: “The plane?”
Customer: “Yes, I’m flying back to London today.”
Me: “You want to take a fresh pie with meat products in it on an international flight back to England?”
Customer: “Yes, of course.”
Me: “You can’t take food that isn’t sealed out of the country and into another one.”
Customer: “Of course I can. Just sell me the pie”
(I sold the customer the pie and I still wonder how far she made it before customs stopped her.)