(My husband and I both have a long line of twin births in our families. We have 12-year-old identical twin boys, a 7-year-old daughter and two-year-old identical twin girls. I’m in a children’s store looking for clothes for my daughters when an elderly lady asks one of my sons to get something off of a high shelf for her. As she turns she sees his identical brother then me with another set of identical twins in the trolley.)
Customer: *addressing my son* “Is this some sort of a joke?”
Son #1: “Er. Mum?”
Customer: *addressing me* “How dare you do this. What sort of parent parades their children like freaks? You should be ashamed of yourself!”
Me: “What?”
(Hearing a raised voice a member of staff approaches.)
Employee: “Is everything okay, ladies? Can I help anyone?”
Customer: “Yes, you can call the police and social services. I will not have these children treated like they’re freaks.”
Employee: *to me* “Is something wrong?”
Me: “No. She asked my son to get something for her, turned around, and started yelling that my kids are freaks!”
Employee: *to customer* “What seems to be the trouble, then?”
Customer: “Just look at these children. They all look the same. She shouldn’t be out with them. This isn’t a circus. No-one wants to see these freaks!”
(The employee then looks at my children. It can sometimes be overwhelming seeing five children that all resemble each other but at different ages. She laughs and turns to the other customer.)
Employee: “They’re just twins. That’s not unusual. Maybe I can help you and this lady can get on with her shopping.”
Customer: “But they’re all the same. The girls and the boys. All the SAME!”
(The employee leads her away and we can hear her complaining to other people about the “freaky kids.” We wait until the customer has left the shop before going to pay.)
Employee: “I am so sorry about that. She kept insisting I call someone and have you arrested for having ‘too many children that are the same.’”