Became The ‘Butt’ Of Your Own Joke

| PA, USA | Bad Behavior, Popular, Technology

(I work in the electronics department of a major retailer. The phone rings one evening. On the other end is a girl, who sounds to be about 14 or so, and I can hear muffled giggles behind her, so I know she’s got it on speakerphone.)

Me: “Electronics, how can I help you?”

Caller: “Oh… yeah, do you have cameras there?”

Me: “Yes, we do”

Caller: “Do you have any green ones?”

Me: “Yes, we have a Nikon model that is green.”

Caller: “Is it waterproof?”

Me: “Yes, this model is waterproof to 75 feet.”

Caller: “That means it takes pictures underwater, right?”

Me: *now certain this is a prank call* “Right…”

Caller: “Can it take a picture of a tree?”

Me: “Yes, it can.”

Caller: “Can it take a picture of my butt?”

(Cue giggling from the other end, that explodes into full-blown laughter at my reply:)

Me: “Oh, no, I’m sorry, miss; this model doesn’t have a wide angle lens!”


This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 55

| CO, USA | Extra Stupid, Family & Kids, Money

(I work in a high end makeup retailer that has just recently gotten a credit card program. We have had a points-based rewards program for a long time, and our systems base pre-approval off of a customer’s rewards card’s history.)

Me: “Can I get your phone number for your rewards card?”

Customer: “It’s [phone number].”

(The screen comes up with the message that the customer has been approved for the highest level of the credit card, which is able to be used anywhere, not just in our stores.)

Me: “Congratulations! You’ve been pre-approved for an [Store Rewards Brand] credit card! With that card you’re going to earn extra points on the purchases you make in the store, and get 20% off of your purchase today. Are you interested in signing up?”

Customer: “Sure! Sounds great!”

Me: “Okay! Just go ahead and select one of the options on the screen in front of you.”

(The options include: “Yes, sign up”, “No, this isn’t me”, or “No, not at this time”. After the customer chooses “Yes, sign up,” I continue to read through the customer’s reward information in great detail, including the spelling of her first and last name, address, email, birthday, etc., as they have to be completely accurate to make sure that the approval goes all the way through.)

Me: “All right, on the screen in front of you it’s going to have you read over all of the information that we just went over, just to double verify that it is all correct and your information.”

(The customer clicks yes and it goes to the next screen, asking her to verify her social security number.)

Customer: “Oh, I don’t know my mom’s social security number… I might know it; I could try to guess. Or I could call her…”

Me: “You told me that that was your information, not your mom’s. We can’t open a credit card in her name without her here… Did you see the button that said, “No, this isn’t me”?”

Customer: “Yeah, but we just share the same rewards card, so I thought it would be fine.”

(I exited out of the credit pre-approval and finished her transaction as usual. I gave her the credit brochure and told her to give it to her mom. I’m interested to know what happened after her mom found out her daughter tried to sign her up for a credit card!)

This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 54
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 53
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 52


A True Halloween Horror Story

| Stroudsburg, PA, USA | Bad Behavior, Liars & Scammers

(I work at a small, family-owned, specialty Halloween store. We help customers with special effects makeup, costumes, and various other items.)

Customer: “How do I use liquid latex and the bruise wheel?”

(I spend 45 minutes explaining exactly how to do the look he was going for while his kids run around the store. When I finish the sample, he takes a picture of it on his phone.)

Customer: “Great! I’m going to go to [Chain Competitor] now! Your prices are way too high!”


Not Very Closed Minded, Part 19

| UK | Crazy Requests, Time

(It’s about half an hour before the shop I work in opens, and currently we’re just setting up for the day. All of the lights are off, and on all of our doors we have clear signs with our opening hours, as well as signs saying “CLOSED.” All of the doors except for one are locked. A customer walks in through the only open door, after having tried to open all the other locked ones, and picks up a basket.)

Customer: “Why is it so dark in here?”

Me: “Oh, sorry, ma’am, we’re not actually open yet. I’m going to have to ask you to come back later.”

Customer: “What? That’s ridiculous. How was I meant to know you weren’t open? Your door would be locked if you were ACTUALLY closed!”

Me: “Well, with all due respect, ma’am, how would our staff get into work if the doors were all locked?”

(She left, but still couldn’t understand why we had to have a door open for staff to get in.)

Not Very Closed Minded, Part 18
Not Very Closed Minded, Part 17
Not Very Closed Minded, Part 16


PayPal Payback

, | Bad Behavior, Money

(I know the owner of a cleaning supplies company whom I see every week at a networking group. One day, I place an order on his website for some toilet roll and a few other cleaning bits and bobs. I realise shortly after that I put the wrong delivery address (the address I put is outside his area of delivery) so I email him to let him know. I don’t hear back. A few days later I see him.)

Me: “Hi, [Owner]. I put an order through on your website, but I put the wrong address. I emailed you. Did you see it?”

Owner: “Oh, no, my email’s been down. Email me your details and I’ll sort it out.”

(I resend the email. When I see him the next week…)

Me: “Hey, did you get that email I sent you about my order?”

Owner: “I’ve just got a new secretary and I’m training her to deal with my emails. She mustn’t have got to that one yet. Write it down for me now.”

(I do so. The next week…)

Me: “Hi, [Owner], I still haven’t heard from you regarding my order…”

Owner: “My new secretary is s***. Sorry, send me another email, this time on [new email address]. I’ll sort it out.”

(This continues for about two months. Eventually I ask for my money back.)

Me: “Look, it’s been a while. I’ve bought some toilet roll. Can I just have my money back? I paid Paypal.”

Owner: “Sure, I’ll just reverse the transaction.”

(Lo and behold… next week…)

Me: “Hey, I haven’t got my refund yet.”

Owner: “Oh, yeah. How much was it again?”

Me: “About £30.”

Owner: “I’ll bring cash next week.”

(It took three more weeks for me to get my money back.)

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