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A Paper-Thin Reason To Be Angry

| VA, USA | Bad Behavior, Crazy Requests, Food & Drink

(I am bartending and the only front-of-house staff member on a slow Friday lunch. A notoriously very picky customer comes in, and her mother joins her later. They both order a Greek salad, without telling me they mean to share it. I drop off the food when it is up in the kitchen, and when I check back on them this happens.)

Customer: “I can’t eat this; there is PAPER in this salad!”

Me: “Oh! Oh, wow, I’m so sorry about that, ma’am. Can I replace that for you?”

Customer: “No, no, just take it away. This is terrible.”

(Then I notice — her mother had scraped half the salad onto the bottom plate. At the restaurant I work at, specialty salads are served in a dish with a flat plate underneath, and we put a cocktail napkin on the flat plate to keep it from shifting. I immediately realize what has happened.)

Me: “Ma’am, I will replace this immediately but I can explain what happened…” *and do*

Mother: “Oooh… well, then, [Customer], we’ll just wait for another. I must’ve just—“

Customer: *in extremely condescending tone* “No, just take it away. I don’t want to discuss this any more.”

(I explain to my boss, the owner, what had happened and she tells me to take the salad off their bill so I do. Later when I drop the bill off…)

Me: “And I’ve taken that salad off your check, ladies. So sorry for the mix up. I hope everything else tasted all right.”

Customer: “UGH! That really wasn’t necessary!”

(I guess some people are never satisfied…)

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Brothers In Arms

, | Port Charlotte, FL, USA | Bad Behavior, Crazy Requests, Popular

(My younger brother and I both manage at a chain pizza place in our local mall. Although five years apart we regularly get asked if we are twins. One Sunday morning after a long night of drinking we are both working. He is in the back room prepping food; I am out front manning the register. A customer walks up and asks the price of a slice of pizza. Had he turned his head 30 degrees left he’d have seen the price board right next to him.)

Customer: “How much for a slice of pepperoni?”

Me: *turning my head slowly and slightly toward the price board* “$1.79 according to the board.”

Customer: *immediately irate* “I want to see your manager right now!”

Me: “Okay, let me get him for you.” *slowly walk through swinging door to kitchen on left side of service area* “Hey, bro, some guy out front wants to talk to the manager.”

(My brother walks out front by way of the other door to see what he can do for the man.)

Brother: “Yes, sir, how may I help you?”

Customer: “I told you, I want to see the manager.”

(My brother walks back in the same door he used.)

Brother: “He says he wants to talk to you now.”

(I walk back out front through the same door I had previously used.)

Me: “Yes, sir, what can I do for you?”

Customer: “How many times do I have to tell you? I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER!”

(I walk into the back again and tell my brother he’s needed by the customer again, brother then goes back out the door he’s been using.)

Brother: “Yes, sir?”

Customer: “F***! I told you to get the manager! Now don’t you move a step. Call the manager out here so we can all have words.”

Brother: *pushes the door open and shouts to the back* “Hey, come on out here. Now he wants to talk to both of us.”

(I walk out front, and smile broadly at the customer.)

Me: “Yes, sir? How may WE help you?”

(Looking back and forth between us.)

Customer: “Well, obviously I’m not going to get anything done here!”

Me & Brother: *simultaneously* “Nope.”

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Like Taking Candy From A Store

| Switzerland | At The Checkout, Bizarre, Criminal & Illegal, Popular

(I work at a take away restaurant that’s located inside a mall. When we are closed, we usually just put the lights out and later shut the doors when we leave. It is already past closing time this evening. My boss sits in the office and counts the money while I am about to pack my stuff and go home when we suddenly hear someone calling. I cautiously peek inside the dark restaurant and find a woman standing at the register.)

Customer: “Hello?! Oh, there you are, finally! I’ve been standing here for about five minutes! I want to buy something!”

Me: “Uh… Miss, we’re already closed. I’m sorry.”

Customer: “You can’t do that! I want to buy a candy bar!”

Me: “I am sorry, but like I said, we’re already closed. My boss is already doing the cashier balancing, so you can’t buy anything.”

Customer: “BUT… but I already ATE it!”

Me: “You did WHAT?!” *shocked*

(She shows me an empty candy-bar wrapper.)

Me: “So you’re telling me, you walked into this dark, obviously closed store, grabbed this candy bar and just ate it before you even paid?!”

Customer: “Well, yes. I was kinda hungry…”

(She then apologized and left us the money on the counter.)

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You Say Potato, I Say A**-Hole

| IN, USA | Bad Behavior, Crazy Requests, Food & Drink

(I am a shift manager at a deli so whenever there is a problem, I usually handle it. A family comes in and gets their food. The guy eats all of his baked potato except for the skin. He ventures up to me to complain.)

Guest: “This potato is disgusting. The skin is dry.”

Me: “I can get you another one if you would like.”

Guest: *rudely* “That is your job.”

(I go back and find the softest potato and cook it myself. Keep in mind he already ate the whole thing, just not the skin.)

Me: “All right, here you go. Sorry about that.”

Guest: *squishes the whole potato* “Nope, dry again.”

Me: “Can I get you—”

Guest: “—absolutely not. I want a refund.”

(He then chucked a fork into my side.)

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Drives Through All Your Patience

| OH, USA | At The Checkout, Bad Behavior, Food & Drink, Time

(Working in a drive-thru has given me many great stories:)

Me: “Hello, Welcome to [Restaurant]. Would you like to try one of our new burgers?”

Customer: “Wait a minute! I am on the phone.”

Me: “Okay, just let me know when you are ready.”

Customer: “All right, I’m here at the drive-thru. What do you want?” *continuing to mumble into the phone*

(Several minutes later I don’t hear the customer talking anymore.)

Me: “Can I help you find anything on our menu?”

Customer: “I have been WAITING! How come it took you so long to do your job?!”

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