The Brain Freeze Will Make No Difference

| Calgary, AB, USA | Extra Stupid, Food & Drink

(So I work at a college as a coffee server. I really wonder how some people made it this far. I am prepping a customers order. She turns to her friend.)

Customer: “Do you want your double-double?”

Friend: “No, thanks, I’m going to get an iced cappuccino.”

Customer: “It’s below 10 out.”

Friend: “Yeah, but I gave up caffeine for Lent, so I’m going to have an iced cap.”

Customer: “You know there caffeine in that, right?”

Friend: “Yes, in a HOT cappuccino. When you freeze it you kill the caffeine, so therefore it’s caffeine free. The sugar will keep me awake.”

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Totally Free From Thought, Part 2

, | Brisbane, QLD, Australia | Extra Stupid, Food & Drink, Money

(We have a rewards card: one stamp with every purchase and every five purchases, you get a free doughnut.)

Customer: *picking up a rewards card* “What are these?”

Me: “One stamp per purchase. Every five purchases, you get a free doughnut.”

Customer: “Oh, okay, I’ll have a doughnut.”

Me: *stamps card*

(Customer walks away, comes back a few minutes later.)

Customer: “I’ll have another doughnut.”

Me: “Glad you liked the first one!” *stamps card*

(Customer wanders off again, comes back again… and again… and again…)

Me: “You know you’ve just spent $18 when you could have gotten the $14.95 pack?”

Customer: “Yeah, but this way, I get a free doughnut!”

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