Enough To Make You Cry
(I work in a hotel restaurant. A group of clients have been notoriously difficult, sending back dishes more than once for small details. On a particularly busy night, a waiter walks back into the kitchen and asks about a meal.)
Waiter: “Does this dish contain onions? The client says he’s deadly allergic.”
(Hearing this, the chef panics and asks the waiter to bring him to the client.)
Chef: “Sir, are you all right? Do you have any medicine for your allergy? I’ll call the ambulance right away!”
(The client is confused and worried.)
Client: “What? No, I don’t have medicine. Why?”
Chef: “You told the waiter you were deadly allergic to onions. You should have mentioned it earlier. There were some in the soup.”
Client: “…oh. I just don’t like onions.”
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