May Cause Belief In Humanity To Melt Away, Part 2

, | Dallas, TX, USA | Right | July 23, 2011

(A lady orders an ice cream cone from our drive-thru window. After getting her ice cream, she comes back about 5 minutes later. Keep in mind it’s a sweltering hot day.)

Me: “Hi, was there something else I can help you with?”

Customer: *angrily* “I think there’s something wrong with your ice cream machine!”

Me: “I’m sorry, I don’t believe there is. What’s wrong?”

Customer: “My ice cream has melted!”

Me: “Could it be because it’s 105 degrees outside?”

Customer: *leaves in a huff*

 

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A Shake As Thick As Your Skull

, | Melbourne, Australia | Right | July 22, 2011

Customer: “I’d like to order two large chocolate thickshakes, but I don’t want them to be too thick.”

Me: “Well, would you like milkshakes then?”

Customer: “No, I want thickshakes. Just don’t make them too thick.”

Me: “Well, milkshakes are less thick versions of–”

Customer: *explodes* “NO! I WANT THICKSHAKES!”

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Too Many Nuggets Rots Your Brain

, | PA, USA | Right | July 21, 2011

Customer: “Do you still have the fifty piece nuggets?”

Me: “No, I’m sorry. It was a limited time product, but we still have the twenty piece.”

Customer: “Okay, I need a minute to figure out what I want.”

Me: “No problem. Just let me know when you’re ready.”

*long silence*

Customer: “Okay, that’ll be all.”

Me: “I’m sorry?”

Customer: “Oh, I think I forgot to order!”

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For Some, Childhood Never Ends

, | Glen Burnie, MD, USA | Right | July 21, 2011

(While waiting for my order inside a fast food restaurant, I overhear this conversation between the employee working the drive-thru window and the customer at the speaker.)

Employee: “Welcome to [restaurant]. How may I help you?”

Customer: “I need a hamburger kids’ meal. Also, could you put cheese on that?”

Employee: “Okay, so you want a cheeseburger kids’ meal?”

Customer: “No, just a hamburger with cheese on it.”

Employee: “Ma’am, if you put cheese on a hamburger, it becomes a cheeseburger. So, do you want a hamburger or a cheeseburger?”

Customer: “Well, then, I guess I want a cheeseburger.”

Employee: “Okay, and is this kids’ meal for a boy or a girl?”

Customer: “Does it matter?”

Employee: “Not to me, ma’am.”

(The customer leaves the drive-thru as I leave the restaurant parking lot and she ends up behind me at a red light, happily eating her happy meal while driving.)

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Mess Up The Ketchup And She’ll Mess You Up

| Memphis, TN, USA | Right | July 20, 2011

Me: “Okay, ma’am, a number 3 with a root beer. Is there anything else I can get for you today?”

Customer: “No, that’ll be all, but do me a favor.”

Me: “Alright, what can I do for you?”

Customer: “Don’t put any ketchup packets in my bag.”

Me: “Okay, I’ll be sure not–”

Customer: “You better not! I can’t eat ketchup! They piss me off!”

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