We Can Guarantee The Cow Was Vegan
(I am an employee at a burger place.)
Customer: “Hi, do you have any vegan beef patties?”
Me: “Well, we offer a veggie burger and a tofu burger.”
Customer: “No, I want beef.”
Me: “Yes, we have beef patties…”
Customer: “Okay, but do you have vegan beef patties?”
Me: “No…”
Customer: “Ugh, why is it so hard to find?!”
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