The Egg Is Fried But Their Brain Is Scrambled
I had a big group of around fifteen people come into the bar and grill where I work.
Customer: “I’ll get the fried egg cheeseburger.”
When it came out to the table and he starts pointing to parts of the burger:
Customer: “What’s this?
Me: “That’s the lettuce.”
Customer: “And this?”
Me: “The tomato.”
Customer: “And this?”
Me: “The fried egg.”
Customer: “And this?”
Me: “That’s the burger…
Customer: “What’s a burger?”
I’m confused. I’ve never been asked what a burger is before.
Me: “A burger, you know beef… cow.”
Customer: *Upset.* “I don’t eat cow!”
Me: “Well, the fried egg cheeseburger comes with a burger.”
Customer: “I thought a fried egg cheeseburger was made with just the eggs.”
He ordered something else, but my manager was adamant he still had to pay for the burger. They tipped me 1.75$ when it was all said and done.