Burritos Contain Meat, Beans, And Stupid Sauce

, , , , | Right | February 5, 2019

(I’m in line behind the customer, and this food place has a promotion that your burrito will be $5 plus tax if you buy a drink. Normally a regular burrito is $8.95 plus tax.)

Employee: “What drink would you like?”

Customer: “I don’t want a drink.”

Employee: “It’s the regular price if you don’t buy a drink.”

Customer: “That’s okay. I just want a burrito.”

Employee: “That’ll be $10.11.”

(The customer paid and left. If she’d bought the drink it would have been $8.99.)

Unfiltered Story #138531

, | Unfiltered | February 3, 2019

*custustomer orders a chicken sandwich combo with fries and coke*

I give him his coke and turn around to go make his sandwich. As I’m walking away I begin to hear a clinking noise. I turn around and see this guy with his crusty old hand stuck into his cup, grabbing the ice cubes and throwing them over the counter. I ask him to stop because… Really?!?! And he begins shouting “No ice! No ice! No ice!”

I tell him that this is just plain unsanitary, and he knocks his coke over, spilling it everywhere and demands another one with no ice.
I give it to him, and he seems to be controlling his temper, so I make his sandwich and he snatches it out of my hand and walks out.
Two minutes later I hear a familiar voice shouting “not sandwich!”
I go over and ask him what’s wrong, but he just points at a half eaten sandwich and shouts “not sandwich!”
I tell him it is a sandwich, but he shakes his head at me,so I ask him what he thought a sandwich was. He threw the sandwich at me and left.

Unfiltered Story #138527

, , | Unfiltered | February 3, 2019

My 15-year-old, lesbian sister and I have opened up a restaurant a week ago. Our mother comes and dines every once in a while with my other mother. This was one of those days where they both came. The couple in the booth behind them were continuously glaring at then. It was around the time my parents were done with the meal.

Mother #1: *Sigh*, the food here is always amazing.
Me: Well, aren’t you lucky it’s always free for you two!
Woman: *Whispering to her husband* Free? For a couple of evil sinners?
Mother #2: *Overhears the woman* Excuse me?
Woman: You heard what I said, f***ing f****t.

(My parents and I are in shock. My sister was cleaning up a few tables over. She is a little shy, and tends to hide away.)

Mother #1: Honey, (referring to mother #2)  we should go.
Mother #2: Y-Yes, let’s leave. Thank you so much for the amazing food!
Man: Fucking sinners shouldn’t be aloud here.

(My sister is completely done, since this was the first time she has witnessed people disrespecting her sexual orientation and our parents. She storms over.)

Sister: No, no. You, c***, shouldn’t be aloud here. You are being disrespectful to my family. You have the f***ing nerve to go here, and call my parents,’evil’?! You are the fucking definition of evil! You won’t let my parents, or myself get married! You won’t let people love each other! Now, you better get the fuck out of here, before I give you a reason to hate a lesbian.
Man: So you’re a f****t too?

(My sister takes the soup on the couple’s table, and throws it into the man’s face.)

Man: CRAZY B****!
Woman: Let’s get out, we shouldn’t be near f****ts.
Man: *Glares at my furious sister, and storms out*
Man: You’re going to tell, f*g.
Sister: I’ll see you there!

(The entire restaurant, including the customers, staff, applauded to my sister. I’ve never been more proud. We also excused her obsessive swearing.)

A Little Calling Out Is Good For Your Mental Health

, , , , , | Right | February 1, 2019

(I work the back drive-thru a lot, so any trainees looking to learn it have to come to me. Today, I’m training a nice girl on a busy day when she points out that one of my coworkers is getting screamed at by a customer for multitasking.)


(He drives up and I get angry. I turn to the trainee and tell her to watch. As soon as he pulls up, I start cashing him out but pretend to draw a mental blank.)

Me: “God, sorry, sir. I didn’t mean to space out. I just had some lady scream and cuss at me because she drove twenty minutes down the road and chilled before eating her fries. She blamed us for them getting cold! I’m glad I have this sweet girl here with me because I wanted to cry.”

(The man is silent and has a look of shock on his face. The trainee leaves as not to laugh.)

Me: “It hurts when people scream at us for things we can’t control… Such as them ordering wrong or us being a little slow from multitasking. Some of us can’t handle the abuse. Minimum wage isn’t worth bad mental health.”

(I give him his change and smile while he looks down in shame.)

Me: “You have an absolutely perfect day! And sorry for that wait!”

Unfiltered Story #138453

, , , | Unfiltered | January 30, 2019

I was working the drive through at a local fast food place during Ramadan. I did the overnight shift and part of the breakfast shift, so I’d see a couple people regularly on their way home from the mosque. This day, a man in a big black SUV pulls through my window, and I see that he has tattoos on his arms in Arabic.

Me: Ooo, nice tats. What do they mean?
Him, paying: This one means ‘demon’ and this one means ‘infidel’.
Me, grinning as he drives away: Happy Ramadan, sir!
Him: I f*cking HATE Ramadan!

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