You Get What You Pay For, And You Pay For What You Get
I’m working a lunch shift today, and my table is going well until after this guy and his wife cash out.
Customer: *Angrily* “I’ve never been anywhere that it costs $72 for a soup and salad!”
Me: “You also ordered two cosmos and grilled salmon for your salad, and your wife ordered two glasses of wine, a shot of whiskey, and two more food items.”
Customer: “Well, I’ve never been anywhere where it costs $72 for lunch. Also, this dressing was bad.”
Me: “Again, you got more than that, but I’d be happy to take seventy-five cents off for that extra dressing you asked for.”
We go back and forth with the same dialogue two or three more times, and I finally just say:
Me: “Okay, thanks. Have a great day!”
He calls me back over five minutes later.
Customer: “I’m ready to pay.”
Me: “Sir, you’ve already paid. Have a great day.”
I was so confused. He didn’t tip me, of course.